SUMERIAN BAR REVIEW - THE BEST, BAR NONE!

[Thenixon]

HELLO OUT THERE NEXUS!

HAVING BAR TROUBLES ON YOUR FAVORITE FONT?

FONT POLICE GOT YA DOWN?

PERSONAL RESERVES RUNNING LOW?

WELL HAVE I GOT A GREAT NEW SERVICE TO SHOVE IN YOUR FACE! INTRODUCING SUMERIAN BAR REVIEW, THE NEXUS' #1 BAR REVIEW PROVIDER! FOR THE SMALL FEE OF A GLYPH GEM OR TWO I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR FONT AND TEAR APART ANY BARS TO ACCESS I SEE THERE! YOU CAN BE BACK TO ABUSIVE OVERDRAWING IN NO TIME FLAT*!

SERVICES ARE LIMITED TO WHAT MY LIL OLD SELF CAN DO FOR NOW, AND IN SPITE OF BEING #2 DEMON KILLER THIS BREATH, COP GOD CONSIDERS ME IMMORAL SO I DIE A LOT BUT I'LL GET TO IT EVENTUALLY.

IF ANY OTHER BORED CORRUPTORS WANT TO JOIN ME IN THIS BOLD CRUSADE THAT WOULD BE GREAT BECAUSE THERE ARE A STUNNING AMOUNT OF BARS OUT THERE THAT FOR OOC REASONS I CAN'T TOUCH!

THIS CAMPAIGN IS SURE TO RUSTLE SOME JIMMIES, SO SIGN UP TODAY IF YOU FEEL HOSTILE TO THE POWERS THAT BE!

bars i didn't set
*time is a flat cube

[Lychwood]

ohhhh

OHHHHH

I thought you were running a foodie column for the local paper. I guess we'll need to advertise somewhere else

[Thenixon]

That's right. Mages, summoners, lawyers, and practitioners of other arcane arts only!

Happy to discuss it over a drink though!

[Thenixon]

Progress report: In the month of January our services received zero requests for assistance. We removed 170 bars on a pro bono basis.

[Thenixon]

- You focus your magical powers into creating a magical Bar against Squib accessing the power contained in the Font. (2024-05-07 13:33:19).
- You concentrate for a moment and unravel the magic barring Squib from accessing the energy in the Font. (2024-05-07 13:33:20).
- You focus your magical powers into creating a magical Bar against Squib accessing the power contained in the Font. (2024-05-07 13:33:21).
- You concentrate for a moment and unravel the magic barring Squib from accessing the energy in the Font. (2024-05-07 13:33:22).
- You focus your magical powers into creating a magical Bar against Squib accessing the power contained in the Font. (2024-05-07 13:33:22).
- You concentrate for a moment and unravel the magic barring Squib from accessing the energy in the Font. (2024-05-07 13:33:23).

Bar more folks, I'm looking for work!

[Thenixon]

(275 Bars Removed in my current log)

[Grakmar]

Font Servitor: Inanna, you have been removing bars placed against unauthorized users. Cease these activity immediately. Transcended that are in league with demons follow the same restrictions as demons and are disallowed from accessing the font network.

[Thenixon]

Ok ,stop me if you've heard this one before.

An angel walks into a bar. It declares itself in charge, threatens to kill anyone who orders a drink, and insists that it represents 'good.'