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You deserve a break...

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 9:01 am
by Meric
As the new Overlord of Jahannam and the self-appointed Head of Tourism and Angel Relations, Lamia invites you visit this splendid and Idyllic land. Often overlooked for busier neighbourhoods, Jahannam offers peace and relaxation away from the hordes with stunning vistas and picturesque bubbling lava streams.

Do not be fooled by the lies of the Elysium Travel Council and their "Advisory Notice" on Stygia. Our Hellhounds are trained, our fermented blood is purified, the frozen highway is rarely congested and we serve only free-range fried angel wings.
*Group and raiding party discounts subject to availability. Lamia LLC Incorporated takes no responsibility for loss of limb or soul whilst visiting Jahannam. Always plan ahead before travelling through portals


"Jahannam, come for the sights, stay for the vassalage"


Artists: Hell's Rising Revenge, Youssef Mbarek, walldevil.com

Re: You deserve a break...

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 9:19 am
by Dissident
Wake up in the morning with the smell of freshly brewed brimstones, morning sky in the color of the blood of your enemies and imps fluttering around the ice spikes of frozen wastes. Just the vacation anyone would need really. Did I mention the awesome hotelier?

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
~an awkward kitten

You deserve a chorus...

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 10:11 am
by Goliath
Dissident wrote: Sat Feb 19, 2022 9:19 am Wake up in the morning with the smell of freshly brewed brimstones,
morning sky in the color of the blood of your enemies
and imps fluttering around the ice spikes of frozen wastes.
Just the vacation anyone would need really.
Did I mention the awesome hotelier?
Hell, Hell, you've arrived in Hell
Hell, Hell, enjoy your vacation in Hell


-- Lyrics by Six Times A Defiler

Re: You deserve a break...

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 2:39 pm
by Skouth
I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THAT ONE DAY JAHANNAM IS GOING TO BE A BUSTLING METROPOLIS AND THEY LAUGH AT ME
WE'LL SEE WHO'S GOING TO LAUGH WHEN I'M THE RICH OWNER OF MANY LAVAFRONT PROPERTIES

-KHARN THE BETRAYER ESQ.

You do not deserve a break!

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 3:05 pm
by Goliath
Skouth wrote: Sat Feb 19, 2022 2:39 pm I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THAT ONE DAY JAHANNAM IS GOING TO BE A BUSTLING METROPOLIS AND THEY LAUGH AT ME
WE'LL SEE WHO'S GOING TO LAUGH WHEN I'M THE RICH OWNER OF MANY LAVAFRONT PROPERTIES

-KHARN THE BETRAYER ESQ.
You can bet I'll be funging all your properties and tokens.

Re: You deserve a break...

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 8:47 pm
by Klapaucius
Garth Lupon: MY DOMAIN. I was planning to claim that domain in the glorious name of geometry. Sneaky mollusk that you are, you must have claimed it right under my pet's not-so-watchful nose!

an inappropriate preposition: Welcome under the fold. We tried for bring you a tray of soul lasagna as a welcoming gift, but new neighbors are always so secretive.

Re: You deserve a break...

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 2:24 am
by Kraufen
Beware cannabalistic toads though