NOMADIC FACTION NEEDS DARK OPPRESSOR BADLY
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 8:15 pm
HEY
ARE YOU A DARK OPPRESSOR?
I WANT YOU IN MY FACTION. THIS IS THE LINK https://nexusclash.com/clash.php?op=fac ... view&id=84
"Hey isn't that the faction that gets raided and then moves their stronghold 2 tiles away to 'ward off evil eye' or something"
YES, I'M GLAD YOU HEARD OF US
HERE'S THE RUB, I'M GONNA BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU
THE PROS OF JOINING US ARE
+ YOU GET TO RAID WITH THE ILLUSTRIOUS KHARN THE BETRAYER, RANKING AMONG THE TOP 60 INFERNAL BEHEMOTHS IN THE GAME
+ WE ARE A VW-INCLUSIVE FACTION WITH 33% OF OUR MEMBERS BEING VOID WALKERS
+ YOU ARE LOVED. YOU ARE NEEDED. PLEASE DON'T GO.
+ I WILL ACTUALLY RAID AS MUCH AS YOU WANT TO, AS LONG AS POTIONS ARE PROVIDED (NO JOKE (SERIOUSLY) )
+ EVERY TIME WE GET RAIDED YOU GET TO SEE A NEW STRONGHOLD LOL
NOW THE CONS
- WE HOLD A STRICT "NO MORE THAN 3 PEOPLE (AND 2 VOIDWALKERS) IN THE STRONGHOLD AT ANY GIVEN TIME. PEOPLE MIGHT THINK THIS IS A SIGN OF DISORGANIZATION BUT IT'S ACTUALLY WHAT I LIKE TO CALL 'DECENTRALIZED DEFENSE IN DEPTH'. ASK ME ABOUT MY RAIDING PRIMER ANY TIME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE
- PETMASTERS ARE THE TOOLS OF THE CAPITAL D DEVIL (NOT THE COOL ELDER POWERS LIKE THOLAGHRU AND TLACOLOTL) AND WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM
- DISCORD'S A BIT DEAD BECAUSE I HATE DISCORD (BUT YOU CAN BE THE PERSON THAT CHANGES THAT)
- YOU'VE GOT NEXT TO NO SHOT AT BEING AN OVERLORD BECAUSE HONESTLY THE PROSPECT OF GETTING INTO STYGIAN POLITICS TERRIFIES ME, BUT HEY YOU NEVER KNOW
- THERE OUGHT TO BE MORE CONS BUT I CAN'T THINK OF THEM RIGHT NOW
SO YEAH LIKE
GIVE ME A CALL OR ANYTHING FOR YOUR TRYOUTS. BY THE WAY WE (AND BY WE I MEAN I, SINCE THE WHOLE FACTION REVOLVES AROUND ME, THE CHAD TANK) CAN RAID EVERY DAY FROM 1800 TO 0000 SERVER TIME IF YOU CAN MAKE THAT RAID SLOT, I PROMISE YOU THE WORLD
I will literally fucking provide you with enough soul ice to grind from 10 to 20 by doing alchemy only. do not fucking test me
and if by the time i have 200 soul ice stashed I don't have a DO in my faction I'm resetting kharn, sacrificing my IDEALS AND MORALS and most importantly, ROLEPLAY ASPECT and rolling a fucking DO
ARE YOU A DARK OPPRESSOR?
I WANT YOU IN MY FACTION. THIS IS THE LINK https://nexusclash.com/clash.php?op=fac ... view&id=84
"Hey isn't that the faction that gets raided and then moves their stronghold 2 tiles away to 'ward off evil eye' or something"
YES, I'M GLAD YOU HEARD OF US
HERE'S THE RUB, I'M GONNA BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU
THE PROS OF JOINING US ARE
+ YOU GET TO RAID WITH THE ILLUSTRIOUS KHARN THE BETRAYER, RANKING AMONG THE TOP 60 INFERNAL BEHEMOTHS IN THE GAME
+ WE ARE A VW-INCLUSIVE FACTION WITH 33% OF OUR MEMBERS BEING VOID WALKERS
+ YOU ARE LOVED. YOU ARE NEEDED. PLEASE DON'T GO.
+ I WILL ACTUALLY RAID AS MUCH AS YOU WANT TO, AS LONG AS POTIONS ARE PROVIDED (NO JOKE (SERIOUSLY) )
+ EVERY TIME WE GET RAIDED YOU GET TO SEE A NEW STRONGHOLD LOL
NOW THE CONS
- WE HOLD A STRICT "NO MORE THAN 3 PEOPLE (AND 2 VOIDWALKERS) IN THE STRONGHOLD AT ANY GIVEN TIME. PEOPLE MIGHT THINK THIS IS A SIGN OF DISORGANIZATION BUT IT'S ACTUALLY WHAT I LIKE TO CALL 'DECENTRALIZED DEFENSE IN DEPTH'. ASK ME ABOUT MY RAIDING PRIMER ANY TIME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE
- PETMASTERS ARE THE TOOLS OF THE CAPITAL D DEVIL (NOT THE COOL ELDER POWERS LIKE THOLAGHRU AND TLACOLOTL) AND WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM
- DISCORD'S A BIT DEAD BECAUSE I HATE DISCORD (BUT YOU CAN BE THE PERSON THAT CHANGES THAT)
- YOU'VE GOT NEXT TO NO SHOT AT BEING AN OVERLORD BECAUSE HONESTLY THE PROSPECT OF GETTING INTO STYGIAN POLITICS TERRIFIES ME, BUT HEY YOU NEVER KNOW
- THERE OUGHT TO BE MORE CONS BUT I CAN'T THINK OF THEM RIGHT NOW
SO YEAH LIKE
GIVE ME A CALL OR ANYTHING FOR YOUR TRYOUTS. BY THE WAY WE (AND BY WE I MEAN I, SINCE THE WHOLE FACTION REVOLVES AROUND ME, THE CHAD TANK) CAN RAID EVERY DAY FROM 1800 TO 0000 SERVER TIME IF YOU CAN MAKE THAT RAID SLOT, I PROMISE YOU THE WORLD
I will literally fucking provide you with enough soul ice to grind from 10 to 20 by doing alchemy only. do not fucking test me
and if by the time i have 200 soul ice stashed I don't have a DO in my faction I'm resetting kharn, sacrificing my IDEALS AND MORALS and most importantly, ROLEPLAY ASPECT and rolling a fucking DO