Nexus Clash

Dissident wrote: ↑Wed Jun 08, 2022 10:19 am Where's your shop and do you accept groupons?

- Fake News Machine says, "Uh oh"
- Your pet Greasy Evening News Anchor, a Mischievous Imp, attacked Cabbage Man and hit for 5 points of fire damage. You gain 2 experience points! Your summoned follower caused you to gain 1 MP, drained from its target by this attack.
- Dark, hissing murmurings surround you as a small, black, iron talisman manifests in your hand. Tlacolotl has smiled upon your efforts and has granted you a boon for later use.
- Your pet Typical Fox News Blonde, a Mischievous Imp, attacked Cabbage Man and hit for 5 points of fire damage. You gain 2 experience points! Your summoned follower caused you to gain 1 MP, drained from its target by this attack. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 5 experience points!
- You write CABBAGES ARE SPOILED BY 5G SATURATION, GET YOUR NUTRITION WITH SUPER POWERED PATRIOT POWDER, AN ALL NATURAL DIETARY SUPPLEMENT in blood. As you do so, you feel your soul darken and harden a bit from your desecration of the corpse. Your morality is decreased by 2!

- You attack Cabbage Man with your Lifesnuff spell and hit for 23 points of death damage. The attack weakened the barriers between the living world and the void! You gain 10 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 8 Experience Points! (2022-07-01 14:17:34).
- Dark energies pulse in the air around you for a moment and then coalesce in your hand. You gain two Soul Ices. (2022-07-01 14:17:34).
- Dark energies pulse in the air around you for a moment and then coalesce in your hand. You gain two Blood Ices. (2022-07-01 14:17:34).