Nexus Clash

Beautiful, isn't it?
The tight pert leaves embracing one another in a group hug of vegetable unity. The bold purple hues play amongst verdant tones of creamy green. Veins of life rippling across its taught surface. But this act of worship which stands as a testament to the grace and majesty of Alonai does not spring forth from its earthen womb by its own accord.
Cabbage Man's Traveling Cabbage Cart (and Warehouse) is recruiting to help share the miracle that is cabbage. We look forward to discussing this EXCITING opportunity with you at your earliest convenience.

A trojan cat wholeheartedly confirms that cabbage is excellent to nibble upon and that cabbage heads roll in very satisfying, unpredictable way, making them excellent toys.