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Amusing Things Seen in Game... and not qualifying to "A Fly on the Wall" thread

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:03 am
by Badziew
As witnessed by a trojan cat:
- The Sweep said, "bah who reads this garbage" (2022-01-18 21:35:12).
- The Sweep flicks through piles of books, tossing them to the floor with thunderous echoing thuds. (2022-01-18 21:36:55).
- The Sweep said, "cheap fluff summer novella garbage" (2022-01-18 21:39:26).
- The Sweep tosses another book on the floor, and another echoing thud fills the room. (2022-01-18 21:40:09).
- Obliteration looks on with wide eyes (2022-01-18 21:41:02).
- Obliteration said, "What is...happening" (2022-01-18 21:41:10).
- The Sweep said, "Have you seen the trash people read these days? Filth!" (2022-01-18 21:41:32).
- Obliteration said, "Only one way to find out I suppose..." (2022-01-18 21:42:10).
- Obliteration said, "Definitely trash" (2022-01-18 21:42:42).
- Obliteration has levelled up! (2022-01-18 21:43:42).
- The Sweep said, "Here is hoping you recover from the brain rot. Let me know if you need any chimneys done!" (2022-01-18 21:47:48).
- The Sweep says, 'Nope,' and tosses more books over his shoulder. (2022-01-18 21:49:05).
- Obliteration feels a little bad about not sharing with the cat...but the cat *is* sleeping (2022-01-18 21:50:39).
- Obliteration said, "Do cats even read?" (2022-01-18 21:50:50).
- a small child attacked The Sweep with a Fist , killing him! (2022-01-18 22:05:44).
- Lewis the Scholar attacked Obliteration with a Fire Dart spell , killing her! (2022-01-18 22:07:52).
- a small child tips hat to Lewis (2022-01-18 22:11:52).

Re: Amusing Things Seen in Game... and not qualifying to "A Fly on the Wall" thread

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2024 1:46 pm
by Liemannen
Few days ago CCC was raiding a Centrum faction, small raid team was running out of steam and own pets when sudden reinforcements appeared.
Small Crab Creature attacked Clodia, killing them! (2024-07-14 07:38:52)
Crab people rose up and helped CCC reach victory!

Re: Amusing Things Seen in Game... and not qualifying to "A Fly on the Wall" thread

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2024 8:11 pm
by JackTheRipper
Found my old journal.
You read the book. This may be the original diary of Jack the Ripper. It goes into great detail about the murders, including the details of organ placement and the feeling of them in one's hands. It is unsigned. You learned something from the book! You gain 10 experience points! Writhing tentacles burst from the pages of the book as you read, rending your flesh! You take 3 points of damage! (2024-07-30 04:59:55)

Re: Amusing Things Seen in Game... and not qualifying to "A Fly on the Wall" thread

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2025 8:24 pm
by Liemannen
Trust nobody.

Rudy was recapping CCC when CCC deep undercover operative put an end to that.
Rudy (Not The Football Kid) sent you 5 credits with this message: Baby unplugged the WiFi right when I steeped in the door 😂 (2025-02-08 15:36:35)

You have sent 5 credits to Rudy (Not The Football Kid) along with the message: BABY: THEY ARE ON TO YOU, YOUR COVER IS BLOWN. Stay low, crawl to safe house

Re: Amusing Things Seen in Game... and not qualifying to "A Fly on the Wall" thread

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2025 7:57 pm
by larvacea
This amused me:
The Spanish Inquisition has earned the Exorcist badge! (2025-02-18 22:33:45)
I realize that nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, but if they did, they would also have expected the Spanish Inquisition to be all about this badge.

Re: Amusing Things Seen in Game... and not qualifying to "A Fly on the Wall" thread

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2025 11:49 am
by Liemannen
Mr Dalliard passed by a juicy demon, but the demon in question was a squirting one.
You attack Elska Skapraun with your Sub-Machine Gun and hit for 10 points of piercing damage. You dealt 1 more damage from a combination attack! Her acid blood spurts out and burns you as you attack her! You take 7 points of acid damage! You gain 10 XP. (2025-02-22 11:38:06)

You say, "You are hurting me" (2025-02-22 11:38:01)

You say, "Might work, might not" (2025-02-22 11:38:44)

You attack the area with a(n) Fragmentation Grenade. Your attack affected 1 characters and/or pets and killed 1 character, Elska Skapraun. Total damage done was 11, total effective soaks were 0, total ignored soaks were 0, and total applied soaks were 0. (2025-02-22 11:38:50)
Direct penetration attacks make them squirt acid on you, but good thing explosives don't cause any acid spills.