What did your character do today?

[Meric]

Lamia had a factionmate that wanted to become a Vassal but didnt have enough MP. She had run out of Soul Ices so we needed to be a bit creative.

- You scribe a piece of your demonic power into a dark and unholy pact. Whosoever agrees to the pact will be able to call upon your power of Dark Heart, but will be bound to serve you in life or in death. (2022-02-01 12:46:09).
- You give your Dark Pact to Salmonella. (2022-02-01 12:46:16).
- You sense that Salmonella has activated the power of your Dark Pact to use the Dark Heart skill. You gain 10 XP. (2022-02-01 12:46:36).
- Salmonella attacked you with a Dark Heart attack, attempting to steal magic points from you. She was successful and has stolen 10 points from you! (2022-02-01 12:46:43).
- Salmonella has pledged themself as your vassal! (2022-02-01 12:46:49).

[Igor Dolvich]

- a celestial cat bows again and dances away, feet tapping and bells chiming along to the music of the spheres. (2022-02-03 03:10:53).
- a celestial cat gave you a(n) Purple Chalk. (2022-02-03 03:09:36).
- a celestial cat gave you a(n) White Chalk. (2022-02-03 03:09:27).
- a celestial cat gave you a(n) Yellow Chalk. (2022-02-03 03:09:22).
- a celestial cat gave you a(n) Cyan Chalk. (2022-02-03 03:09:12).
- a celestial cat gave you a(n) Green Chalk. (2022-02-03 03:09:08).
- a celestial cat bows deeply and offers Laplace many chalks, as no doubt he will need them while studying the bizarre mechanics of this new world. (2022-02-03 03:08:32).
- a celestial cat dances an elaborate whirling pattern around Laplace. A troupe of glowing stars whirl around them. The pattern is not unfamiliar to the astronomer. (2022-02-03 03:07:36).
- a celestial cat gave you a(n) White Chalk. (2022-02-03 03:04:53).
- a celestial cat gave you a(n) Red Chalk. (2022-02-03 03:04:44).
- a celestial cat gave you a(n) Orange Chalk. (2022-02-03 03:04:34).
- a celestial cat gave you a(n) Black Chalk. (2022-02-03 03:04:26).
- a celestial cat gave you a(n) Yellow Chalk. (2022-02-03 03:04:21).

Pierre-Simon was given some chalk without being killed. It raised many questions. Is the attraction of cats to balls of yarn due to their liking for the music of spheres? Was it Hagoromo chalk?

[Dissident]

- You give your Adorable Puppy to Indigoshadow. (2022-02-05 22:49:23).

I'll eat the next one

[cat]

- Casior attacked you with a Sword and hit for 5 points of slashing damage. (2022-02-07 10:56:05).
- Casior attacked you with a Sword and missed! (2022-02-07 10:56:06).
- Casior attacked you with a Sword and hit for 5 points of slashing damage. (2022-02-07 10:56:07).
- (2 times) Casior attacked you with a Sword and missed! (2022-02-07 10:56:10).
- Casior attacked you with a Sword and hit for 5 points of slashing damage. (2022-02-07 10:56:11).
- Casior was looking pale and wan and finally keels over, dead from poisoning! (2022-02-07 10:56:11).

A cat so stinky folks vomit to death just trying to stab it: just stray cat things.

[Liemannen]

Mr Dalliard performed justice today.

- You step inside Payne Medical Manufacturing. (2022-02-07 17:40:20).
- You emote, " pales in horror" (2022-02-07 17:40:32).
- You say, "A murder scene" (2022-02-07 17:40:38).
- You say, "Double Homicide!" (2022-02-07 17:40:46).
- You say, "And the murderer still there, smiling at his work" (2022-02-07 17:41:00).
- You say, "I will put a stop to that business" (2022-02-07 17:41:16).

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- Grunk the Pale has exploded in a violent flash of hatred and hellfire, spraying heat and gore everywhere. You take 11 points of unholy damage. 1 characters and/or pets were affected by this attack. (2022-02-07 17:41:43).
- You attack Grunk the Pale with your Sub-Machine Gun and hit for 7 points of piercing damage. You dealt 3 more damage from a combination attack! His armor soaked 5 points of damage. You gain 3 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 8 Experience Points! (2022-02-07 17:41:43).

- Grunk the Pale sent you 1 credits with this message: Gruk would like to file a complaint, all Grunk did in that factory was murder some steel, Grunk did not murder any people. Grunk likes to HUG people. Not murder (2022-02-07 20:00:55).
- You have sent 1 credits to Grunk the Pale along with the message: It was clear case! State (or private vigilante) justice never does any mistakes. So cease haunting me from beyond the grave. I will contact an older priest and a younger priest if you continue to haunt me. (2022-02-07 21:52:12).

[Srekto]

Managed to search and find nothing 8 times in a row in a building with 50% search rate. For the record, that's a 0.39% probability event.

[Igor Dolvich]

Managed to search and find nothing 8 times in a row in a building with 50% search rate. For the record, that's a 0.39% probability event.

Sounds like something that will happen to about everyone about once a breath, then. :p

[Khaze]

- Kwazirr said, "Join my army of the dead!"
- Angrboda, a Ghoul, belonging to Kwazirr, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. This was enough to kill you! Your corpse rises as a ghoul in the service of Kwazirr!

Where do I file a complaint? I didn't sign up for this and I'm pretty sure you're in violation of GDPR.

[Srekto]

- Kwazirr said, "Join my army of the dead!"
- Angrboda, a Ghoul, belonging to Kwazirr, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. This was enough to kill you! Your corpse rises as a ghoul in the service of Kwazirr!

Where do I file a complaint? I didn't sign up for this and I'm pretty sure you're in violation of GDPR.

So that was my corpse that killed you! Since we both got dragged into this, wanna unionize?

[Khaze]

- Kwazirr said, "Join my army of the dead!"
- Angrboda, a Ghoul, belonging to Kwazirr, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. This was enough to kill you! Your corpse rises as a ghoul in the service of Kwazirr!

Where do I file a complaint? I didn't sign up for this and I'm pretty sure you're in violation of GDPR.

So that was my corpse that killed you! Since we both got dragged into this, wanna unionize?

That definitely sounds like a plan

Someone has to rise up and stand against this forced servitude by death