LUVAPALOOZA 2022

[CutterJohn]

At least myself from the drifters will be attending, I'm not normally an RSVP type but luckily only poked my head in before realizing my mistake

[Skouth]

At least myself from the drifters will be attending, I'm not normally an RSVP type but luckily only poked my head in before realizing my mistake

THE BURDEN OF LEADERSHIP DEMANDS I ATTEND THIS RIDICULOUS FESTIVITY AND SO I SHALL
I WILL NOT BE ENJOYING MYSELF
-KHARN

[Dissident]

At least myself from the drifters will be attending, I'm not normally an RSVP type but luckily only poked my head in before realizing my mistake

THE BURDEN OF LEADERSHIP DEMANDS I ATTEND THIS RIDICULOUS FESTIVITY AND SO I SHALL
I WILL NOT BE ENJOYING MYSELF
-KHARN

[Dissident]

kitten arrives at the yacht days before the event to make sure the reservations and catering is in place but like all events there will be vendors and some unsavory individuals that takes advantage...

- Lamia offers out Pacts. She says "Pacts, Pacts, get your Pacts here." (2022-02-05 20:06:11).
- The form of Indigoshadow seemed to warp and flicker for a moment before appearing to melt into the shadows. (2022-02-05 20:06:20).
- The most adorable puppy gives big licks to all the non-petmasters. It is very gross but also adorable (2022-02-05 21:00:23).
- Lamia gave you a Fluffy kitten. (2022-02-05 21:08:53).
- An unemployed politician said, "What kind of party is this?" (2022-02-05 22:57:03).
- An unemployed politician said, "A fund raising party? For my party?" (2022-02-05 22:57:14).

Not long after more guests started showing up ahead of time which caught the crew unprepared!

- Ajudgement, a Judgemaster, belonging to Brick MacPherson, attacked Joe Hockey, a Soul Thrall, killing them! (2022-02-06 15:42:52).
- Hurricane, belonging to an awkward kitten, attacked Old Man Henderson, killing them! (2022-02-06 17:15:35).
- Hydrodragon, belonging to an awkward kitten, attacked A Hydralisk, killing them! (2022-02-06 19:11:15).
- Criello said, "I see that the party goers have pre-gamed their drinks." (2022-02-06 18:49:30).

Indeed.

- Amtherion looks down at the supposedly adorable puppy. Bending down he picks it up by the scruff of the neck and stares into its eyes. Scoffing he says "Your enchantment of cuteness does not work on me, and I see you for the Vile Demon Dog from hell you truly are." Stretching his arm out and without even a second thought he drops the puppy overboard. (2022-02-07 09:49:54).

When you start to talk to the puppy you know you have had too many champagnes.

- Dropkick can be heard snoring at the back of the yacht when not partying. (2022-02-07 20:16:06).

This guy had enough for the day.

- Tamamo granted you 5 AP. (2022-02-08 09:53:30).
- Tamamo gave you a Rose. (2022-02-08 09:53:59).
- Tamamo granted you 5 AP (2022-02-08 10:24:10).

Top notch service from Temshop as always. Will burn newsapers again.

- Nightwielder gave you an Adorable Puppy. (2022-02-08 15:41:32).
- The most adorable puppy gave you a Potion of Holy Affinity. (2022-02-08 18:41:03).
- The most adorable puppy said, "BARK BARK BARK BARK" (2022-02-08 18:42:43).

A gift that kept on giving!

- Gnarknorb said, "Gnarknorb" (2022-02-09 12:33:54).
- Michael Weiss says, "Oh wow! Is that..." He looks around to see if anyone else has noticed. (2022-02-09 12:35:09).
- Michael Weiss shuffles forward awkwardly and mumbles, "umm... hi there Mr. Gnarknorb, sir... er big fan of your work and all..." (2022-02-09 12:36:40).

For our celebrity guest, The Abysmal Gnarknorb The Abominable - the Demon of Gluttony, Grandmaster of Violence.
Let's not invite him again next time with that long ass introductory title...

- Prada, a Salamander, belonging to a fashionable cat, attacked Amtherion, killing them! (2022-02-09 13:32:52).
- Prada, a Salamander, belonging to a fashionable cat, attacked Fenris, killing them! (2022-02-09 13:33:32).
- Vuitton, a Sylph, belonging to a fashionable cat, attacked Dropkick, killing them! (2022-02-09 13:34:11).
- Michael Weiss cackles. "That's one way to make an entrance!" (2022-02-09 13:36:48).
- a fashionable cat looks disgusted by the blood spatter on her vintage Hermes scarf. Hopefully Françoise can get that out... (2022-02-09 13:41:11).

Will have to agree, that is some entrance...

- Fenris destroyed the door! (2022-02-09 17:12:09).
- Dior, an Ember, belonging to a fashionable cat, attacked Fenris, killing them! (2022-02-09 17:12:32).

a cat didn't want to be in the same room with a wet dog that swam across the lake.

- Kharn the Betrayer grumbles (2022-02-09 18:50:08).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "I'm here." (2022-02-09 18:50:13).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "Unwillingly so, but here nonetheless." (2022-02-09 18:50:27).
- Gnarknorb said, "knorb?" (2022-02-09 18:57:00).
- Hell Bovine said, "Moo?" (2022-02-09 19:07:05).
- Hell Bovine rubs on Kharn, using him to get at an elusive itch. (2022-02-09 19:08:04).
- Gnarknorb said, "Gnarknorb roast angle" (2022-02-09 19:11:06).
- Gnarknorb said, "knorb. Gnarknorb" (2022-02-09 19:11:08).
- Gnarknorb chews on something that must have been in his stomach already at some point, by the looks of it. (2022-02-09 19:11:47).
- Kharn the Betrayer backs away slowly, as to not aggravate the bovine, and picks a shady corner to sulk in while sipping on a comically undersized champagne glass (2022-02-09 19:14:29).

Three Behemoths boards a yacht...It ended in a cold standoff of girth.

- Cerce has corrupted your pet, Hydrodragon, and installed themselves as the new master of your pet! (2022-02-09 19:20:02).

Someone's taking advantage of the busy crew being distracted!

- Salmonella hisses. "So many Fire Code violations. Enjoy your sinning, you heathens." (2022-02-09 20:25:11).
- In a blast of eerie flames, the damned soul of Salmonella appeared by the side of Lamia to serve them in death as payment for an infernal pact! (2022-02-09 20:27:12).

Bring the flames and enforcing fire code?! Which department is this one from? Who has Malton's hotline?

As the night gets deeper and the crowd gets wilder, the tension also rises...

- (8 times) a patronising old man summoned a Judgemaster. (2022-02-09 22:03:53).
- Angry Marine morphed out of the form of a flying bat and has now landed. (2022-02-09 22:05:59).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "THIS IS A DANGEROUS NUMBER OF JUDGEMASTERS AND I AM GROWING ANXIOUS BY THE MINUTE" (2022-02-09 22:06:26).
- Priseth said, "Oh my~ This will be quite the party!" (2022-02-09 22:06:50).
- Angry Marine said, "YEAH BUD USUALLY WHEN I SEE THIS MANY JUDGEMASTERS I'M ABOUT TO TURN INTO A SMEAR ON THE GROUND" (2022-02-09 22:08:41).

BARTENDER! This can only be solved with more booze!

- Lychwood said, "You know the cure for that, Scar! More BOOZE!!" (2022-02-10 00:15:00).

- Rebus Sohal said, "I am going to be such a bloody smear come death time!" (2022-02-09 23:16:43).
- Emily the Pirate Catgirl said, "THE EXPLOSIONS IN HERE ARE GOING TO BE SO SO GLORIOUS. BASATAN WOULD BE PROUD." (2022-02-09 23:58:56).

The party isn't even started yet and they already want the after party!

- Cerce has corrupted your pet, Hydrodragon, and installed themselves as the new master of your pet! (2022-02-10 00:19:44).

GOODDMIET CERCE, DONT RUSTLE UP THE SERVERS BEFORE THE PARTY EVEN STARTS!

And finally,

- Siren takes a chug from a bottle of moonshine. "What a beautiful start to the night! Happy Luvapalooza, everyone!" (2022-02-10 00:37:37).

Oh hey look at the time!

https://youtu.be/nMafm4MM2sU?t=49

[MrFrank]

Pardon if I'm late but this does sound like the perfect opportunity to consort with the locals. By Jove might even find a donor or two and secure some men and materials for my research.

~ A. R. Boretum

EDIT:
I seem to have been waylaid on the road by some vagabond, nonetheless I'll be sure to trudge along until I can somehow make my way back to the boat.

~ A. R. Boretum

[Skouth]

NEVERMIND
THAT WAS VERY ENJOYABLE ACTUALLY
-KHARN

[Alkasyn]

This was actually fairly entertaning, and I'm certain the MFD can turn a blind eye to the amount of people (and pets) on board of one yacht. It was a special night, after all.

I'm ashamed to admit I fell asleep before the Purge actually started, but I saw the carnage unfold with eyes half-closed. Truly a tale for the next generations.

- Det. Nikolett of the MFD

[Dissident]

The party started by the demon that denies loving parties.

- Kharn the Betrayer takes a big gulp of the blood and blurts out a "DOYOUHAVEAVASSALSLOTFORME??" (2022-02-10 00:38:58).
- Kharn the Betrayer looks around, confused and embarrassed (2022-02-10 00:39:15).
- Kharn the Betrayer returns to his corner, a defeated look in his face (helmet?" (2022-02-10 00:39:42).
- Kharn the Betrayer eyes his new bottle of wine and a small black gem (2022-02-10 00:45:10).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "I KNOW HOW TO SOLVE THIS" (2022-02-10 00:45:20).
- Michael Weiss stage whispered, "Maybe try offering her a puppy." (2022-02-10 00:45:24).
- Kharn the Betrayer drinks the WHOLE bottle in one go, STOMPS back to Lamia's side, black spellgem in hand (2022-02-10 00:46:02).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "HERE. A GIFT." (2022-02-10 00:46:15).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "NOW I WILL SURELY BE WORTHY OF VASSALAGE" (2022-02-10 00:47:01).
- Kharn the Betrayer looks around, this time triumphant with his deft maneuvering of a hostile social situation (2022-02-10 00:47:37).
- Barbara shoots a thumbs up towards Kharn (2022-02-10 00:48:47).
- Siren healed you for 0 points of damage. (2022-02-10 00:50:36).
- Silurus glanis healed you for 0 points of damage. (2022-02-10 00:51:07).
- You give your Bikini Bottom to Kharn the Betrayer. (2022-02-10 00:59:07).

Infernal Behemoths does know how to party!

- Hell Bovine attacked Cognac, a Hellhound with a Sledgehammer , killing it! (2022-02-10 01:00:36).
- Hell Bovine said, "Moo!" (2022-02-10 01:00:42).
- Hell Bovine attacked Whiskey, a Hellhound with a Sledgehammer , killing it! (2022-02-10 01:01:01).
- Hell Bovine attacked Spiced Rum, a Hellhound with a Sledgehammer , killing it! (2022-02-10 01:01:33).
- Flea, a Hellhound, belonging to Carrot, was killed by a defensive aura projected by Hell Bovine! (2022-02-10 01:01:41).
- You emote, " kinda enjoys watching puppies getting sledgehammered..." (2022-02-10 01:01:52).

- Hell Bovine takes a huge shit. (2022-02-10 01:02:09).
- Hell Bovine said, "Moo!" (2022-02-10 01:02:54).
- Michael Weiss cheers and takes a swig from a bottle of champagne. (2022-02-10 01:04:41).
- a fashionable cat repaired the door! (2022-02-10 01:12:55).
- Hell Bovine destroyed the door! (2022-02-10 01:14:08).
- Hell Bovine said, "Moo!" (2022-02-10 01:14:13).

That isn't going to impress the yacht owner one bit...

- Nightwielder said, "Oh my goodness I MUST have that blueberry pie" (2022-02-10 03:25:18).
- Nightwielder scoops it up and promptly falls over under the weight of too many swords (2022-02-10 03:26:14).
- Nightwielder fumbles as a bottle of champagne rolls out of her clutches and across the floor (2022-02-10 03:27:23).

What blueberry pie? That isn't on the party menu? Someone brought a dessert and didn't share.

- Suddenly, the lights drop off. The power has been cut! (2022-02-10 04:27:51).
- Suddenly, the lights come back on. The power has been restored! (2022-02-10 04:28:52).
- Suddenly, the lights drop off. The power has been cut! (2022-02-10 04:29:34).
- Kandarin said, "I heard there was quite a party planned here!" (2022-02-10 04:30:29).
- Suddenly, the lights come back on. The power has been restored! (2022-02-10 04:30:33).
- Kandarin sees the power flicker. (2022-02-10 04:30:56).
- Suddenly, the lights drop off. The power has been cut! (2022-02-10 04:31:06).
- Suddenly, the lights come back on. The power has been restored! (2022-02-10 04:31:45).
- Criello said, "Aw hell. I'm gonna blind." (2022-02-10 04:31:56).
- Suddenly, the lights drop off. The power has been cut! (2022-02-10 04:32:50).
- a vast mycelial network has earned the Scholar badge! (2022-02-10 04:34:02).
- Holo said, "Tem think you should stop polishing that gun so much Criello!!!" (2022-02-10 04:36:38).
- (3 times) The most adorable puppy gave you a Sprig of Nightshade. (2022-02-10 04:37:31).
- You say, "Dont mind the strobe lights. We're testin for the after party." (2022-02-10 04:40:49).
- Kandarin ducks inside, dodging revelers, strobe lights, a ska band, several couples making out in the hallways and a vague fog he can't make out the scent of. (2022-02-10 04:41:35).
- Kandarin is sure this is fine. (2022-02-10 04:41:41).

The strobe lights were supposed to be used for the after party!

- Brick MacPherson said, "All my pets are passive except the Guardian, should anyone wish to try and best one in combat, this is your chance to shine! Haha!" (2022-02-10 05:18:57).
- Owen Grady perks up and goes to find a seat near the action. This might be good. (2022-02-10 05:20:08).
- Tomoe Gozen attacked DD Form 214, a Judgemaster with a Sword , killing it! (2022-02-10 05:24:09).
- BLESSED BE, a Crystal Guardian, belonging to Brick MacPherson, attacked Tomoe Gozen, killing them! (2022-02-10 05:25:56).
- BLESSED BE, a Crystal Guardian, belonging to Brick MacPherson, was killed by a defensive aura projected by Tomoe Gozen! (2022-02-10 05:26:31).
- Brick MacPherson said, "Tomoe falls after dealing 196 damage to the crystal creature!" (2022-02-10 05:26:32).
- Tomoe Gozen said, "That was fun" (2022-02-10 05:26:47).
- Brick MacPherson said, "A THRILLING BOUT! 4 hp remains!" (2022-02-10 05:26:52).

Mr. Brick hosting a Russian roulette in the midst of all these people is dangerous fun...
This one looks like a tie.

- Nikolett said, "Hail, citizens! I trust everything is going fine? I see no other MFD members have arrived before me, sso let me carry out the inspection, as required by law." (2022-02-10 07:09:00).
- Nikolett starts exploring all the rooms and poking under the floorboards (2022-02-10 07:10:31).
- GreatCatatonic said, "We use a synthetic, nonflammable lubricant for our Judgemasters." (2022-02-10 07:11:55).

I think the fire inspection might be a tad late, that party is already blazing with hot behemoths and fiery elementalists!

- Jutia enters and gasps, her sightless eyes going wide. She clutches her cane to her chest. "So many. (2022-02-10 08:45:02).
- You give your Rose to Jutia. (2022-02-10 08:48:09).
- Jutia said, "So... many..." (2022-02-10 08:54:51).
- Carrot cries into a glass of straight spiced rum (2022-02-10 08:55:21).
- (2 times) Carrot summoned a Hellhound. (2022-02-10 08:55:31).
- a celestial cat summoned 2 Aethersprites. (2022-02-10 09:11:32).
- Your Hydrodragon has been automatically rejuvenated. You spent 25 Magic Points. (2022-02-10 09:15:06).
- Fenris pats slowly to Jutia and sniffs her, prodding with a damp snout. The feathers make him sneeze. (2022-02-10 09:20:22).
- Arkan has maxxed out! (2022-02-10 09:25:22).
- Fenris looks around, but can barely find anyone through the crowd of clockwork automatons. The clicking and whirring rings incessantly in his ears. He lies down, holding his ears and wonders if they can't be sent below decks - or overboard. (2022-02-10 09:25:42).
- Jutia recoils upon being touched, and again when sneezed on. Still, she cautiously extends a hand. (2022-02-10 09:26:18).
- You emote, " licks Jutia to enforce her awkwardness." (2022-02-10 09:27:07).
- a celestial cat nods encouragingly at one of her little stars, which flits over to the sound system and squishes itself inside. There's a sound of fizzling and the track skips to something chill and danceable: www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_wwmmo6UGY (2022-02-10 09:29:27).
- Jutia calms a bit, pets the animals and tries to figure out to do with her new status as an apparent Disney Princess? (2022-02-10 09:31:18).
- You say, "CATJAAAAM" (2022-02-10 09:31:50).
- Jutia begins to sway a bit in time with the music but keeps her back planted firmly against the wall. (2022-02-10 09:37:03).

Socially awkward and shy? Nothing a couple of animals, music and some licks couldn't fix!
Cat DJs best DJ. Thanks celestial cat!

- Postman Pat said, "Deliveries for everyone!" (2022-02-10 10:00:32).

Let me take this opportunity to recommend the courier services of this redeemed. Delivers Anywhere, Anytime. Money back guaranteed!

- Arglesby R. Boretum of Cordillera Biodiversity Research and Census Team has changed their factional stance toward you. They are now friendly towards you. (2022-02-10 11:01:45).
- Waterfall has gazed deeply into the chaos of Tholaghru and returned warped and twisted into a demonic Wyrm Master! (2022-02-10 11:07:49).
- (2 times) Clodia summoned a Horrid Tentacle. (2022-02-10 11:11:44).
- an awkward kitten has changed your factional stance toward Cordillera Biodiversity Research and Census Team. You are now friendly towards them. (2022-02-10 11:14:15).

Mr. Arglesby might be smart, but certainly not punctual...at least for parties. Better late than never though!

- Scarlet said, "How's everyone enjoying the party smog i've been spraying?" (2022-02-10 11:47:16).
- Gnarknorb said, "Gnarknorb" (2022-02-10 12:11:39).
- Nikolett said, "Okay, this may be a silly question, but what does becoming a vassal of one of the people here entail? I mean, sacrificing babies at midnight? This kind of thing? I can't condone that." (2022-02-10 12:19:32).

Ugh, you certainly know what questions to ask to turn the heads of the defilers, Nikolett...

- Rebus Sohal said, "Vassal, nohing much. You count as evil for infusing and such, a demon when you are in stygia, and you get to desecrate things!" (2022-02-10 12:48:44).
- Lucy Wicked Terror has maxxed out! (2022-02-10 12:49:16).
- Fenris snoops around and finds some pills scattered on the floor. Also chocolate, booze and a puppy. He vacuums them all down his gullet. (2022-02-10 12:49:39).
- Rebus Sohal said, "and all your kills generate dark power for you brutal maste... Friendly customer service representative!" (2022-02-10 12:49:44).
- Rebus Sohal said, "So they can bring joy to the children and RULE A THRONE IN HELL!" (2022-02-10 12:50:22).
- an inappropriate preposition scuttles from before a table, clearly excited at the prospect to spruiking alliegance without the dark powers. "Holiday against Stygia, today, forever! Under the simple combination for Pact Debt and vassaldom, partake with the wonders for the only plane worth visiting. Get on the ground floor now, and you'll reach the bottom with the pyramid following no time! termsandconditionsapply" (2022-02-10 13:30:29).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "TRUE STYGIA IS THE BEST, THERE'S NO BARRICADES AND THE PETS ARE A FREE FOR ALL" (2022-02-10 13:33:01)

- Nikolett takes a swig from the bottle and looks at the dark pact puzzled, then says' Well, I don't know what I was expecting. The flowers sure are nice, though! (2022-02-10 14:27:29).
- Nikolett said, "Well, the free roam around Stygia sure is nice for sightseeing. I haven't been yet, I heard it's lovely this time of the year!" (2022-02-10 14:27:56).
- Gnarknorb said, "Gnarknorb" (2022-02-10 14:36:24).
- Siren said, "Very lovely, lots of fire. You'd have eternal job security down there!" (2022-02-10 14:37:03).

Raising the value of stygian real estate one party at a time.

- Michael Weiss stares up mournfully into his empty bottle. "Eugh, I'd sell my soul for another drink..." (2022-02-10 14:46:03).
- Siren said, "Say no more!" (2022-02-10 14:46:12).
- Michael Weiss , new bottle in hand, wanders over to hit on Lady Judgement, a judgemaster. (2022-02-10 14:48:19).

Contracting AHF to bar tend was the best decision you could ever do when planning a party. 10/10
And you know what's better than having the best bartenders?

- Siren said, "I came to party / and drink my sorrows away. / Another round, please!" (2022-02-10 15:14:04).
- Siren said, "Kittens and puppies / and roses by the dozen - / None compare to you." (2022-02-10 15:21:03).
- Siren blushes and breaks eye contact before clambering awkwardly off the table. (2022-02-10 15:23:44).
- Mudrock claps encouragingly! (2022-02-10 15:24:24).

Bartenders with HAIKUS!

And not it's time for another round of Russian roulette!

- Brick MacPherson said, "Ohhohoho! A new challenger appears! Same deal as before, all my pets are passive aside from BLESSED BE JR., the Crystal Guardian. Who is bold enough to face them in mortal combat?" (2022-02-10 15:55:45).
- Criello said, "You know what? I'll give it a shot. I was gonna go blind from the strobe lights anyway." (2022-02-10 15:57:18).
- Criello attacked BLESSED BE JR., a Crystal Guardian with a Rifle , killing it! (2022-02-10 15:58:43).
- Criello said, "WOO!" (2022-02-10 15:58:55).

- Owen Grady cheers wildly! (2022-02-10 15:59:32).
- Brick MacPherson said, "VICTORY! Haha!" (2022-02-10 16:00:00).
- Fake News Machine said, "Incredibly ostentatious luxury yacht in the middle of an artificial lake? There's probably still some 5G out here, but it beats a lot of the alternatives." (2022-02-10 16:07:33).
- You give your Bouquet of roses to Fake News Machine. (2022-02-10 16:10:33).
- Nikolett said, "Congratulations, Criello, well fought!" (2022-02-10 16:15:12).

- Emmi said, "HELLO, did someone hire entertainment?" (2022-02-10 17:29:50).
- Emmi said, "I hear there is a party" (2022-02-10 17:30:04).
- Emmi clears her throat and dramatically gestures with one arm, 'Is this a dagger I see before me? The handle toward my hand?' (2022-02-10 17:31:19).
- Emmi said, "Come, let me clutch thee; I have thee not, yet I see thee still!'" (2022-02-10 17:31:56).
- Emmi bows low and ignores the booing from the audience (2022-02-10 17:32:30).
- Emmi blushes prettily, ' (2022-02-10 17:32:45).
- Emmi said, "I've always wanted to perform in front of a stage. thank you, thank you." (2022-02-10 17:33:10).
- Emmi is oblivious to the fact that this is not a theatre but a yacht party full of highly strung demons and angels (2022-02-10 17:34:07).
- Nikolett claps, slowly at first, then increasing the pace, rising into a crescendo of applause (2022-02-10 17:34:17).
- Emmi said, "oh thank you!" (2022-02-10 17:37:29).
- Hell Bovine flares its nostrils (2022-02-10 17:37:56).
- Emmi assumes that the Hell Bovine likes (2022-02-10 17:42:22).
- Emmi assumes the Hell bovine likes Macbeth (2022-02-10 17:42:36).
- Michael Weiss having struck out with Lady Judgement, attempts some pickup lines on A non euclidean shape, a Judgemaster. (2022-02-10 17:43:05).
- Emmi raises her fingers like claws and hisses, 'By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes!' (2022-02-10 17:43:45).
- Hell Bovine said, "Moo." (2022-02-10 17:51:09).
- Emmi walks out of the yacht in search of a library to read at (2022-02-10 17:52:18).
- Marley Portsmouth said, "Aha! Someone who truly appreciates the classics! Bravo, I say! Bravo!" (2022-02-10 17:52:46).
- Silurus glanis said, "We have a drunken porter here too. Several of them, in fact." (2022-02-10 17:53:41).

Was wondering when she'd arrive

- Arglesby R. Boretum waves. (2022-02-10 18:39:26).
- Arglesby R. Boretum said, "Greetings strange denizens of this strange land." (2022-02-10 18:39:30).
- (2 times) a patronising old man summoned a Judgemaster. (2022-02-10 18:49:47).
- Kandarin summoned a Cirri. (2022-02-10 18:53:10).
- Silurus glanis looks up from the corpse corner, where she is definitely not eating corpses, which would not be a thing that a beautiful human woman looking for love would do (2022-02-10 18:56:09).
- Nikolett said, "Greetings, Mr. Boretum! Pleasse behave yourself while on the boat, until the Purge hits." (2022-02-10 18:57:39).
- Mudrock plops down and opens the box. "Oooh, scotch! I dig." (2022-02-10 19:04:03).
- Siren said, "Welcome, Arglesby! Here, have a snack!" (2022-02-10 19:08:31).
- Siren hands Arglesby a puppy. (2022-02-10 19:08:49).
- Siren said, "Oh dear, your hands are full already. Too many drinks for you, eh? I get it, I like to double fist 'em too. I'll hold onto this lil guy until you get hungry." (2022-02-10 19:10:08).
- Arglesby R. Boretum said, "But of course. Here to do nought but enjoy pleasant company." (2022-02-10 19:14:35).
- Arglesby R. Boretum said, "If I may ask, for a brief moment, if any wealthy patron would be interested in funding an my research efforts." (2022-02-10 19:14:58).
- Hell Bovine comes forward and moos gently. (2022-02-10 19:15:28).
- Nikolett said, "What would that entail, pray tell, Mr Boretum?" (2022-02-10 19:15:29).
- Arglesby R. Boretum said, "Such as they are, I'm quite understaffed and in great need of equipment, but I believe it will pay great dividends in the fields of botany and zoology in some time to come." (2022-02-10 19:15:39).
- Hell Bovine said, "Moo?" (2022-02-10 19:16:24).
- Nikolett said, "You seem to say many words, yet there's not that much substance in them! I'd be interested, but I won't walk into the opportunity blind. I already own a oil procesing company in Angola, set up entirely over e-mail." (2022-02-10 19:17:15).
- (2 times) Clodia summoned a Horrid Tentacle. (2022-02-10 19:26:50).
- Arglesby R. Boretum said, "Angola you say? Lovely place, lovely place, been there a few times with the missus. In any case it doesn't entail much at this time. Just spread the word if you can, and in time I'll even be able to help our bovine friend here to procreate and let it roam in its unspoilt habitat as it previously did." (2022-02-10 19:39:17).
- Arglesby R. Boretum said, "Just need. Need data. Need photos. Need field notes. Books. Diagrams. Butterfly pins. Elephant guns. Magnifying lens. Six mules and a boatswain." (2022-02-10 19:42:31).
- Arglesby R. Boretum said, "Pardon, the drink must be getting to me. Cheers!" (2022-02-10 19:42:51).
- Gnarknorb said, "knorb. Gnarknorb" (2022-02-10 19:43:30).
- Morrighan swoops in silently through an open window and settles amongst the gathered attendees. She has been told to honour the truce but struggles to contain her natural instincts as she watches the reveller's debauchery unfold. She distracts herself by sniffing the party food and trying to replicate “small talk”. This only results in unsettling those around her. (2022-02-10 19:43:42).
- Morrighan looks about the room and sees many she has claimed and many she will one day claim be it in their warrior days or at their natural life’s end. She fades into the shadows and watches the events unfold with a growing interest and hunger. (2022-02-10 19:43:50).
- The Minibike Kid bunny hops in through a port hole like a goddamn action hero. (2022-02-10 19:46:54).
- Carrot pops open a bottle of champers and pours them into glasses. he hands them around the room (2022-02-10 19:49:00).
- Arglesby R. Boretum exclaims "Fascinating, seems like windows serve as the primary portal of access in these lands" and furiously jots down his observations in a little notebook. (2022-02-10 19:49:51).

No social gathering would be complete without an intellectual looking for benefactors.

- The Minibike Kid said, "I figured I'd check out the party before I left town. I was goin' some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen." (2022-02-10 19:50:57).
- The Minibike Kid said, "I brought some pure grain alcohol. If ya got a straw, just take a sip right out of the fuel tank. Careful though, it's potent stuff." (2022-02-10 19:55:25).

kitten have two questions.
1. How do you bike across the lake.
2. WHERE IS THE PARENT OF THIS KID?

- Rebus Sohal said, "♪♫ May beer flow as long as we can stand on two ♫♪" (2022-02-10 22:11:22).
- Scarlet spoke words of power and a silvery light pulsed through the area. You feel a heightened connection to the supernatural. (2022-02-10 22:11:26).
- Rebus Sohal said, "♪♫ All the pretty girls, come, keep us warm! ♫♪" (2022-02-10 22:11:29).
- Rebus Sohal said, "♪♫ Tonight we drink, no room for depressing thoughts ♫♪" (2022-02-10 22:11:34).
- Rebus Sohal said, "♪♫ Fill your horns! ♫♪" (2022-02-10 22:11:40).
- Carrot claps enthusiastically (2022-02-10 22:15:22).
- Carrot said, "I WAS PROMISED HAIKUS" (2022-02-10 22:16:08).
- an inappropriate preposition said, "Now we dine on hell \ The screams to our enemies \ Music of our ears" (2022-02-10 22:18:35).
- The Minibike Kid said, "We're singing now?" (2022-02-10 22:19:41).
- Carrot grabs the mic, 'one for the crew!!! pirates lost at sea/ boat sank, none of us could swim/ well, ain't that just great.' (2022-02-10 22:20:08).
- The Minibike Kid , drunk off alcohol fumes and adrenaline takes the lead. (2022-02-10 22:20:12).
- The Minibike Kid said, "https://youtu.be/egDjDDI5aLI" (2022-02-10 22:20:20).
- Suddenly, the lights drop off. The power has been cut! (2022-02-10 22:27:43).
- Barbara said, "WAS KINDLY MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, TAKING A NAP OUTSIDE, WHEN AZOUTH (BIG JERK) KILLED ME" (2022-02-10 22:28:16).
- Fenris looks up at the lights. "They cut the power?" He thinks. Who is they, anyway. (2022-02-10 22:29:05).
- Rebus Sohal said, "You want a haiku? / Now you dun got a haiku! / Emperor Penguin" (2022-02-10 22:32:47).
- Nightwielder said, "There once was a cat/who ate all the other pets/breath ended all that" (2022-02-10 23:15:21).
- Mudrock sits down beside Nightwielder and clinks her own bottle against hers. "My pockets are full / So many potions and boons / Will it be enough?" (2022-02-10 23:23:32).

Enjoy more music and haikus for the night!

- Fake News Machine said, "Who wants some super male vitality supplements? Powdered dietary additives? Tactical military-grade underpants!" (2022-02-10 23:05:04).
- Lychwood said, "Darling, I'll need some military-grade underpants when these pets finally come off leash" (2022-02-10 23:14:28).
- an inappropriate preposition said, "Worried about being shanked by a cascade against angry robots? Sign up as a vassal now, and I might resurrect you for they inevitably kill you!" (2022-02-10 23:18:37).
- Tamamo said, "Last call for kisses mikon!" (2022-02-10 23:20:13).

The sales pitches sure do escalate as the night deepens.

[Dissident]

The AFTER PARTY!

- (2 times) Brick MacPherson spoke words of mystic power and traced eldritch shapes into the air. A burst of warmth rushed through the area as they finished the incantation. (2022-02-10 23:38:40).
- Lychwood smiles, cocking his cigarette holder to the side as he takes a bottle shot of something dark and red. (2022-02-10 23:38:43).
- You emote, " gets her groove on." (2022-02-10 23:38:45).
- You say, "Who's ready to embrace the void!" (2022-02-10 23:39:21).
- Zamasu waves at all the mortals (2022-02-10 23:39:52).
- Lychwood said, "absolutely not me, I think I'm on Hashaa's naughty list." (2022-02-10 23:40:32).
- You emote, " stands in awe as the fireworks of glyphs and lights starts." (2022-02-10 23:41:34).
- Lychwood said, "speaking of naughty.." (2022-02-10 23:42:14).

The fireworks was lit pre-emptively. Hey can't blame em with the booze flowing, it's kinda hard to tell the time.

- Lychwood said, "tsk tsk, it's not midnight *yet*" (2022-02-10 23:42:43).
- Brick MacPherson said, "The evils started it! Haha!" (2022-02-10 23:43:07).
- The most adorable puppy destroyed a Glyph of Slowing vs Evil protecting this location! (2022-02-10 23:43:24).
- Liberia Crystal said, "And you escalated with some slowing, instead of a sapping glyph? WELL SLOWING AIN'T GONNA STOP THE CHAOS" (2022-02-10 23:43:30).
- Liberia Crystal said, "No matter what happens here, CCC wins!" (2022-02-10 23:43:40).
- The Minibike Kid adjusts the fuel mixture on his carbeurator to compensate for the increasing weight of the atmosphere on deck. (2022-02-10 23:43:43).
- Lychwood said, "Do angels usually stoop to our level so quickly?" he winks good naturedly" (2022-02-10 23:44:17).
- Fake News Machine drops some red ice and a wacky straw into a bucket cooler. "I've got some blue stuff if you want to squeeze out a few more pets!" (2022-02-10 23:44:58).
- a disturbingly sexy weasel summoned a Undine. (2022-02-10 23:45:08).
- Lychwood said, "My skin is positively crawling--what a party!" (2022-02-10 23:46:12).
- a patronising old man said, "I will have you know I do not stoop. Bad posture is bad geometry." (2022-02-10 23:46:26).
- a patronising old man summoned 3 Aethersprites. (2022-02-10 23:46:53).
- Alpine said, "Since it looks like the fighting is about to start, I'll drop a couple random potions for anyone who wants them." (2022-02-10 23:48:51).
- You say, "What fighting?" (2022-02-10 23:51:37).
- Zamasu said, "This is a party of love" (2022-02-10 23:52:07).

- Liberia Crystal said, "The struggle for a fairer world, of course! Fighting for supremacy in the realm of ideas... That and literal brawling..." (2022-02-10 23:52:43).
- a dragon dildo said, "I'M SINKING THIS SHIP... WITH NO SURVIVORS!" (2022-02-10 23:53:11).
- Nightwielder has cast a spell that removed your invisibility. You are visible once more! (2022-02-10 23:53:56).
- The Minibike Kid binds several life preservers to his sweet bike. (2022-02-10 23:54:04).
- Nightwielder said, "well, that pie was delicious" (2022-02-10 23:55:16).
- Carrot said, "I can't swim" (2022-02-10 23:55:37).
- a dragon dildo said, "THONK REMOVED SWIM FROM THE GAME, IT WAS HIS PLAN ALL ALONG" (2022-02-10 23:56:40).
- a patronising old man said, "Well folks. This has been a pleasure, let's try to die in an orderly fashion shall we?" (2022-02-10 23:57:13).
- an inappropriate preposition said, "LAST CHANCE EXCEPT MAKE THAT STYGIAN EXPLORATION BADGE HUNT SURPRISINGLY EASY" (2022-02-10 23:57:39).
- a dragon dildo said, "ladies first" (2022-02-10 23:57:40).
- Lychwood said, "alphabetical ok?" (2022-02-10 23:57:40).
- Alpine has levelled up! (2022-02-10 23:57:43).
- Marley Portsmouth said, "Let's have a fair match, gents! Bare knuckles only, honourable blows only!" (2022-02-10 23:58:05).
- a disturbingly sexy weasel said, "WHEN I DIE, SOMEONE PRESERVE MY BEAUTIFUL MUSCLES FOR POSTERITY" (2022-02-10 23:58:08).
- Brick MacPherson said, "MINE TOO, it's kinda my whole thing!" (2022-02-10 23:58:39).
- (3 times) Gamling cast a small talisman of bone to the ground. It expands rapidly and a skeleton rises to serve its maker! (2022-02-10 23:58:45).
- The Minibike Kid said, "Spare the bike, please!" (2022-02-10 23:58:46).
- Gamling cast a small talisman of bone to the ground. It expands rapidly and a skeleton rises to serve its maker! (2022-02-10 23:58:47).
- Mudrock kneels down to... pray? (2022-02-10 23:58:48).
- Carrot isnt drunk enough (2022-02-10 23:58:49).
- Lychwood said, "mmmm, salad" (2022-02-10 23:59:18).
- Priseth said, "My, this'll be fun~" (2022-02-10 23:59:21).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "AND NOW IT ENDS" (2022-02-10 23:59:40).
- Liberia Crystal said, "For CHAOS! DEATH DEATH DEATH, ORDER ORDER ORDER!" (2022-02-10 23:59:42).

MOMENTS BEFORE THE EXPLOSIONS


Let the AFTER PARTY com...<insert explosions here>



Thank you everyone who attended the party! Hope everyone had fun. See you on the next party!