What did your character do today?

[Southall]

SUPREME BIRD ENJOYER was lucky enough to spawn on top of a huge pack of invasive hellhounds, while Maurice the Hormone Monster was busy clearing them out.

Shout out to Maurice for maxxing out while helping to cull the invasive hellhound population in stygia, BIRD ENJOYER was honored to be there at the time <3

- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. Your growing attunement to the Nexus has caused you to gain 20 Experience Points. (2022-03-01 20:33:13).
- You say, "OH MY GOD" (2022-03-01 20:33:24).
- You say, "THESE AREN'T BIRDS" (2022-03-01 20:33:28).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster attacked Feral Hellhound with a Stone Column , killing it! (2022-03-01 20:33:28).
- You say, "THESE ARE DOGS" (2022-03-01 20:33:33).
- You say, "HORRIBLE" (2022-03-01 20:33:37).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster attacked Feral Hellhound with a Stone Column , killing it! (2022-03-01 20:33:43).
- You say, "YES, KILL THE BAD DOGS PLEASE" (2022-03-01 20:33:54).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster attacked Feral Hellhound with a Stone Column , killing it! (2022-03-01 20:34:02).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster attacked Feral Hellhound with a Stone Column , killing it! (2022-03-01 20:34:18).
- You say, "HAHAHA YES NON-BIRDS MUST PERISH" (2022-03-01 20:34:29).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster attacked Feral Hellhound with a Stone Column , killing it! (2022-03-01 20:34:58).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster has maxxed out! (2022-03-01 20:37:29).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster has levelled up! (2022-03-01 20:37:29).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster attacked Feral Hellhound with a Stone Column , killing it! (2022-03-01 20:37:29).
- You attack Feral Hellhound with your Large Rusted Pole and hit for 20 points of impact damage. You gain 10 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 15 Experience Points! (2022-03-01 20:37:30).
- You feel your demonic fury drain your blood, yet the effect bolsters your willpower. (2022-03-01 20:37:30).
- You say, "CONGRATULATIONS FRIEND! A JOB WELL DONE." (2022-03-01 20:37:40).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "RAAAAAAGE" (2022-03-01 20:37:49).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "IM UNSTOPPABLE!!" (2022-03-01 20:38:08).
- You say, "A PROMOTION RICHLY DESERVED. DOGS HURT THE LOCAL BIRDLIFE IN STYGIA, YOUR WORK HERE WILL HAVE SAVED MANY A FLEDGLING." (2022-03-01 20:38:16).
- You say, "NOW THE BIRDS OF STYGIA ARE SAFE AGAIN, THANKS TO YOU MAURICE." (2022-03-01 20:39:38).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "Thanks brother <3" (2022-03-01 20:39:45).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "We did it!! Fuck yeah!!!" (2022-03-01 20:39:58).
- You say, "I WILL REPORT YOUR GOOD DEEDS TO MY BIRD OVERLORDS. WE WILL SEND A MEDAL AND COMPLIMENTARY BIRD-WATCHING MAGAZINE BY POST SHORTLY." (2022-03-01 20:40:10).

[lunalu]

Busy day in the Nexus...

You read the book. This book is a TV Guide. It is torn in some places. You learned something from the book! You gain 10 experience points! (2022-02-28 04:47:38).
- Emmi hugs the lich warmly, likely making him very uncomfortable. "right, and if I see you trying to replace me, I will hunt you down!" (2022-02-28 07:32:39).
- Emmi notices there's another person here. "oh hello, it huuuurts, you appear hurt? I don't exactly have any faks I'm afraid. I know what will take your mind off the pain though (2022-02-28 07:35:33).
- Emmi said, "here, a copy of midsummer night's dream. A good light-hearted comedy." (2022-02-28 07:38:50).
- Emmi gave you a(n) Book. (2022-02-28 07:39:10).
- Emmi said, "oh my dear Kwazzir, you're exposed... I get you are hard to kill but even so... if death finds you, I'll be sure to pop by the libraries regularly" (2022-02-28 09:23:45).
- (2 times) Emmi gave you a(n) Book. (2022-02-28 09:29:28).
- Emmi, a Necrophage, belonging to Kwazirr, attacked you and hit for 14 points of slashing damage. (2022-02-28 10:39:44).
- Emmi, a Necrophage, belonging to Kwazirr, attacked you and hit for 14 points of slashing damage. This was enough to kill you! (2022-02-28 10:39:54).
- Your Banana has been destroyed! It has been removed from your inventory. (2022-02-28 10:39:54).

OMG Emmi is so embarrassed and hoped you enjoyed the books. She is shocked her lich didn't even give you conscription papers to sign. She will be having words with him when they cross paths again.

[Igor Dolvich]

- Virgo attacked you with a Sacred Doru, a Holy Avenger and hit for 20 points of holy damage. She was hiding! This was enough to kill you! (2022-03-04 17:32:01).
- Virgo attacked you with a Sacred Doru, a Holy Avenger and hit for 20 points of holy damage. She was hiding! (2022-03-04 17:31:57).
- Virgo attacked you with a Sacred Doru, a Holy Avenger and hit for 12 points of holy damage. (2022-03-04 17:31:46).
- (4 times) Virgo attacked you with a Sacred Doru, a Holy Avenger and missed! (2022-03-04 17:31:40).
- Virgo gave you a(n) Can of Creamed Corn. (2022-03-04 17:31:21).
- Virgo gave you a(n) Bottle of Wine. (2022-03-04 17:31:12).
- Virgo said, "Oh very well. Here's some wine I found in the cupboard." (2022-03-04 17:31:01).
- Virgo said, "It is not I who you must beseech for your rotgut, heretic!" (2022-03-04 17:30:49).
- (5 times) A Humble Carpenter spoke words of mystic power and traced eldritch shapes into the air. A burst of warmth rushed through the area as they finished the incantation. (2022-03-04 17:00:03).

Your typical argument with someone you just tried to coerce with your SMG into giving you some liquor.

[Dissident]

[cat]

SWIM

[Srekto]

- You search and find a Humerus. (2022-03-12 16:21:38).
- You drop your Humerus. (2022-03-12 16:21:36).

Bruh.

[cat]

- You search and find a Humerus. (2022-03-12 16:21:38).
- You drop your Humerus. (2022-03-12 16:21:36).

Bruh.

(Low hanging fruit is often ripe and delicious.)

[Igor Dolvich]

- You search and find a Humerus. (2022-03-12 16:21:38).
- You drop your Humerus. (2022-03-12 16:21:36).

Bruh.

(Low hanging fruit is often ripe and delicious.)

Very humerus, indeed.

[Dissident]

[Khaze]

Instrument became a brutal statistic in the rapidly growing number of brutal victims to a brutal display of police brutality. He was sleeping peacefully, when this unprovoked attack happened!

- You attempt to hide. You think you are hidden. (2022-03-15 10:56:01).
- Rudy (Not The Football Kid) attacked you with a Long Bow and an Origami bow for 13 times over the course of half an hour. (2022-03-15 14:25:24 - 15:01:49).

Such display of violence. Instrument will never recover from this - mentally, at least.

- Rudy (Not The Football Kid) breaks into the appartment building shooting wildly about (2022-03-15 15:19:20).
- Rudy (Not The Football Kid) said, "police with a warrant. Open up!" (2022-03-15 15:19:32).
- Rudy (Not The Football Kid) attacked you with a Long Bow and hit for 8 points of piercing damage. This was enough to kill you! (2022-03-15 15:19:36).

He is fabricating evidence! You can't just announce yourself after the fact! I suspect the bodycam footage will be doctored!

- Your Compound Bow (good) was damaged! (2022-03-15 15:19:36).
- Your Compound Bow (average) was damaged! (2022-03-15 15:19:36).

Add destruction of property to the list!

Will the mayor do nothing? DO WE EVEN HAVE A MAYOR?! Who do we turn to?! I'm lodging a complaint to the highest authority!