NEXUS CLASH BEACH BASH 2022

[Lychwood]

WHAT'S UP HUNKS AND HUNKETTES

IT'S SUMMER--AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: BEACH. WORKOUTS.
WORK HARD, PLAY HARD, PARTY DOWN.

WE'VE BEEN LEASING OUT SOME BRAINS TO DO A LITTLE THINKING, AND REALIZED THAT WE NEED TO BRING THE WHOLE NEXUS TOGETHER TO GET IN ON THIS SUMMER FUN. TO THAT EFFECT, THE HIMBOS, BIMBOS, AND THEMBOS OF HARMONY FALLS HAVE REACHED OUT TO MAKE A TRULY EPIC SUMMERTIME COLLAB WITH THE HUNKS OF TAU RHO OMICRON.

AN ALL-NEXUS BEACH BASH PARTY!

THERE WILL BE:
-BOOZE
-FOOD
-BEACH VOLLEYBALL
-SANDCASTLE COMPETITION
-SUNSCREEN (DO. NOT. FORGET.)
-LOUNGE CHAIRS
-RECKLESS GOOD FUN

...and much more!!!


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SO WHAT'S THE SCOOP? HOW LONG MUST WE WAIT FOR SUCH AN EPIC GATHERING??!?!
GOOD NEWS: IT'S THIS WEEKEND.

CHECK THE FLYER BELOW FOR DETAILS:



On a much more serious note: Bonaventure beach is located in a hidden pocket plane. Ideally, we would like to provide an easily accessible portal on a well-known location (i.e. The Winchester's front doorstep) for revelers on the day of the party. Our brainy portal-savvy friends are working very hard to make this happen. If you or a loved one finds the Bonaventure portal in the upcoming days, PLEASE reach out to us. We would like to coordinate an activation of the pocket portal on the day of the party.

Thank you, and stay swole
<3 Lychwood

[Lychwood]

LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN THESE PLAYERS ARE GOING TO BE HAVING

[Karlito]

Remember Cape Bonaventure is a wilderness site. Plan to pack it out if you pack it in! I do hope the organizers have a plan for... facilities.

oh, and why do I always wait until the last minute to get a swimsuit??

~~Planetoideer Ishild

[lunalu]

Remember Cape Bonaventure is a wilderness site. Plan to pack it out if you pack it in! I do hope the organizers have a plan for... facilities.

oh, and why do I always wait until the last minute to get a swimsuit??

~~Planetoideer Ishild

TROs most radiant conduit has got your back. A swimsuit? A bikini? A one piece? Furry? Tartan? Floral? There will be plenty to go around!

[Alkasyn]

Representatives of the authorities will be there to make sure the revellers don't conduct in an untoward manner to each other.

-Nikolett, detective at the MFD

[squib]

Ehh what up??? It's everyone's favorite delivery man. The one and only cool ass smirk. Gonna say here on this message board that I'll have a stand in the sand stocked with the highest quality, globally sourced, premium uh, party favors for your partying pleasure.

Ask ಠﭛಠ for party favors. I got favors in every flavor. Hmu on the low low at my beach stand.

Say 'Sizzle Sizzle' if you smell bacon

[Meric]

Foundation is excited for this! We have multiple Nexal Marks at the beach to provide a taxi service if needed.

- Erehlim, Foundation

[Lychwood]

On a secret beach in a hidden realm, the tallest beerslide known to man is being constructed. Will you hit the bottom sober? Only you know the answer.

[Khaze]

I recommend doubling up on sunscreen, because The Radiant Ones have spent all their time dungeoncrawling and will surely shine like the beacons of Minas Tirith when exposed to sunlight. Although staring at the butt end of the sun is probably a bad idea, to begin with...

[Lychwood]

- You say, "oh god I have 30 seconds to prepare a speech" (2022-07-22 23:59:34).
- You emote, " scribbles furiously on a napkin" (2022-07-22 23:59:45).
- Roy Koopa said, "Fire breathe!!!" (2022-07-23 00:00:01).
- Roy Koopa bows (2022-07-23 00:00:13).
- You emote, " lights a fuse and clambers to the roof of the little wooden concession stand. Before long, a little rocket lights off and a couple scattered fireworks burst in the night sky" (2022-07-23 00:00:59).
- You say, "WELCOME EVERYONE" (2022-07-23 00:01:12).
- You say, "I KNOW PRETTY MUCH ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN HERE AND PARTYING FOR HOURS ALREADY" (2022-07-23 00:01:25).
- You say, "AND TO THAT, I HAVE ONLY ONE THING TO SAY: AMAZING. YOU'VE ALREADY EXCEEDED EXPECTATIONS" (2022-07-23 00:01:42).
- You say, "IN CASE YOU GOT LOST AND WANDERED IN THROUGH THE PORTAL, YOU'RE AT THE NEXUS CLASH BEACH BASH!! THE SUMMEREST SPRING BREAK BEACH PARTY THERE EVER WAS" (2022-07-23 00:02:18).
- You say, "WE'VE GOT KEGS! WE'VE GOT WRAPAROUND SHADES! WE'VE GOT SOLO CUPS! WE'VE GOT BEACH BALL BEER PONG. WE'VE GOT A GIGANTIC WATER SLIDE THAT'S GOT BEER INSTEAD OF WATER!" (2022-07-23 00:02:50).
- You say, "SERIOUSLY! IF YOU CAN THINK OF A DEBAUCHED PARTY STEREOTYPE, I CAN GUARANTEE YOU I PERSONALLY SWEAT, CRIED, AND BLED TO PUT IT SOMEWHERE ON THIS ISLAND" (2022-07-23 00:03:17).
- Roy Koopa cheers (2022-07-23 00:03:35).
- You say, "AND NOW, FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS, THIS PLACE IS OUR PLAYGROUND. A UTOPIA FOR BEACH BODS AND PARTY PEOPLE" (2022-07-23 00:03:43).
- You say, "BE COOL TO EACH OTHER. ANGELS, DEMONS, SAVE THE SCRAPPING FOR TOMORROW. TRANSCENDED...JUST KEEP DOING YOUR THING. IF ANYONE STARTS A PROBLEM, TAP YOUR LOCAL HIMBO ON THE SHOULDER AND POINT THEM AT IT" (2022-07-23 00:04:24).
- You say, "WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK." (2022-07-23 00:04:29).
- Repth flashes a thumbs up to Lychwood. (2022-07-23 00:04:47).
- Plum cheers (2022-07-23 00:04:59).
- Tina looks for the Shirley Temple on the menu (2022-07-23 00:04:59).
- You emote, " scratches his head, closely examining a bar napkin. There appears to be a drawing of a person cannonballing into the water on it. "I THINK THAT COVERS IT. FOOD AND DRINKS ARE FREE, JUST FORM A LINE AT THE CONCESSION STAND. HAVE FUN!!" (2022-07-23 00:05:20).
- Roy Koopa said, "Let’s party!" (2022-07-23 00:05:26).