- ᛊᛏᚨᛁᚾᚨᛉ wanders out onto the strand. The golem pauses a moment, completely still. Its runes seem to flare with light in erratic, flighty patterns. After some time, it takes a step forward, and then another. It slowly buries itself chest deep in sand. "Mmm..strange. Warm." (2022-07-23 00:45:41).
- Dark-Eyed Junco perches on the golems head. (2022-07-23 01:10:23).
- Dark-Eyed Junco grooms for insects but finds none. (2022-07-23 01:10:45).
Some kind souls take pity on the laboring wastrel, and pump him up with compliments and illicit substances:[Somewhere in the Bonaventure Jungle]
- Lychwood trudges through the jungle with what appears to be a bundled up pavilion over his shoulders. "Oh, wow! Look at the early turnout--amazing. Please, make yourselves comfortable. I've still got a few more marquis to set up, but there should be some loungers over on the beach (2022-07-22 20:27:44).
- You give your Bottle of Paradise Nectar to a disturbingly sexy weasel. (2022-07-22 20:27:53).
- You give your Bottle of Whiskey to Nikolett. (2022-07-22 20:28:04).
- You give your Bottle of Whiskey to Chu. (2022-07-22 20:28:11).
[The Main Beach]
- Lychwood tosses a pile of canvas and support poles down on the beach, not far from the concessions stand. He wipes his forehead. "Don't mind me, just trying to get this train on the tracks." (2022-07-22 20:29:47).
- Temmie said, "yaYA!! go to... TEM SHOP" (2022-07-22 20:32:10).
- Lychwood looks at the tiny allen wrench and instruction booklet reading "STRANDENDRYCK," clearly nonplussed (2022-07-22 20:33:51).
- Lychwood said, "Any of you guys good with Ikea?" (2022-07-22 20:34:11).
- Evie the Barmaid said, "hey Lychy! I brought the good stuff!" (2022-07-22 20:35:15).
- Lychwood said, "Amazing! Thanks! I brought an armload to pass out, but between setting up the amenities and making headcounts I'm hard pressed to serve it" (2022-07-22 20:37:38).
- (8 times) You set up your Bottle of Mead as a target. (2022-07-22 20:38:00).
- (2 times) You set up your Bottle of Paradise Nectar as a target. (2022-07-22 20:38:02).
- (2 times) You pick up the Bottle of Paradise Nectar. (2022-07-22 20:38:07).
- (8 times) You set up your Bottle of Whiskey as a target. (2022-07-22 20:38:39).
- (11 times) You set up your Bottle of Wine as a target. (2022-07-22 20:39:01).
- Lychwood points to a couple of ice chests set up under parasols. "Those are self-serve, Once we kick things off I'll start doing mixed drinks up at the concession stand." (2022-07-22 20:39:49).
- Lychwood said, "Hey, does anyone have a decent color marker or chalk? All I've got is purple. I feel like chimeric or rainbow is more on-theme" (2022-07-22 20:40:30).
- Antonine said, "All I've got is white" (2022-07-22 20:43:46).
[The Jungle]
- Lychwood comes back from the other direction, this time with an ungodly knot of speaker wires and amp cables. "Hey...does anyone know if that tower over there has a generator or something? I'm trying to...bah, nevermind." He pushes on doggedly, some of the cables dragging along in the jungle dirt (2022-07-22 20:45:04).
- Bright King Anji wanders in (2022-07-22 20:45:21).
- Chu said, "I dunno wat ahah ya doin' here? i kind if just wandered ovah" (2022-07-22 20:45:48).
- Lychwood said, "There's a few ice chests full of alcohol on the front beach if anyone needs something while you're waiting. If any of you have a strong back and want to help out, I've got a set of bleachers I need to put up at the bottom of the beer slide, it's really a two-person job" (2022-07-22 20:46:01).
- Lychwood looks harried enough that it seems to be eating into his buzz (2022-07-22 20:46:40).
- Lychwood said, "Man I can't wait to blow the starter gun on this thing and start relaxing" (2022-07-22 20:46:51).
- Lychwood said, "Alright. These cords won't run themselves." He pulls out a small bicycle tire pump. "Ok Chu, the slide is actually right where it needs to be, I just need someone to man the air pump for a few hours. You got good forearm strength? Who am I kidding, of course you do." (2022-07-22 20:57:32).
- Lychwood saunters off through the jungle whistling (2022-07-22 20:57:45).
[Back at the beachfront]
- Aiobhill gave you a Chimeric Chalk. (2022-07-22 20:59:21).
- Lychwood said, "Bless you Aiobhill, you're a true hero" (2022-07-22 20:59:49).
- You write WELCOME TO BEACH BASH 2022!! CONCESSIONS ARE SOLD AT THE WOODEN STAND. ASK ABOUT BEER SLIDE TICKETS!!! in chimeric chalk. (2022-07-22 21:00:08).
- Aiobhill flickers (2022-07-22 21:00:10).
The cavalry arrives! Look at those BICEPS!!- ಠﭛಠ whispered to you, saying "don't worry bro, i got you if you need a pick me up... or down. or transcendental." (2022-07-22 20:48:48).
- Temmie said, "hOI!!" (2022-07-22 20:49:56).
- Emmi said, "oooohhhh one of the famous himbos of AHF!" (2022-07-22 20:52:09).
- Emmi said, "thank you for the drink earlier!" (2022-07-22 20:52:30).
- Emmi enjoys the view (2022-07-22 20:52:49).
- Lychwood flexes and smiles. "I see my reputation precedes me!" (2022-07-22 20:52:52).
- Lychwood whispers, "Amazing, you're an absolute hero. Got anything simple, herbal, and relaxing?" to ಠﭛಠ. (2022-07-22 20:53:11).
- Chu said, "Yah yah tem shop" (2022-07-22 20:53:42).
- Lychwood said, "And happy to help. I'm a bartender by trade, bad boy by choice" (2022-07-22 20:53:48).
A water-bird stretches its horizons:- Billy Herrington said, "We must pull up our pants!" (2022-07-22 21:04:23).
- Billy Herrington was flying and has now landed. (2022-07-22 21:04:26).
- Billy Herrington has no pants to pull up though. (2022-07-22 21:04:46).
- Billy Herrington said, "Woah, that's a lot of booze." (2022-07-22 21:05:13).
- Lychwood said, "Ah, that's exactly the reaction we were going for. Welcome to the Bash. You're a little early, but everyone knows a good party starts with pre-drinks" (2022-07-22 21:07:24).
- Lychwood said, "You're a buff boi, mind helping me set up these bleachers?" (2022-07-22 21:07:52).
- Billy Herrington said, "Sure thing, Lychwood! Happy to help." (2022-07-22 21:26:59).
- The form of Portia Dean seemed to warp and flicker for a moment before appearing to melt into the shadows. (2022-07-22 21:27:35).
- Portia Dean appears from the shadows, chugging an entire bottle of mead. (2022-07-22 21:27:52).
- Lychwood said, "Ok, so the frames are all assembled, I just need you to hold it upright while I bolt down the crossbeams. Oh, hey Portia!" (2022-07-22 21:30:11).
- Dustin Henderson has earned the Trigger Happy badge! (2022-07-22 21:33:01).
- Billy Herrington holds it upright real good with that Blooded Stygian Fury. (2022-07-22 21:41:38).
Emmi helps sort out the revelers' attire- Cormorant swallows a crab! And a clam! Shell and all. Gulp gulp. (2022-07-22 21:13:42).
- Cormorant looks around for the frog. (2022-07-22 21:13:52).
- Antonine is digging parking spaces for the crew, "Still thinking mermaid tails with the sand here." (2022-07-22 21:14:21).
- Cormorant looks at all the booze. Can birds get drunk? Probably, right? (2022-07-22 21:17:26).
- Lychwood said, "Amazing, that's one talented bird" (2022-07-22 21:20:11).
- Lychwood said, "Hey, you look like a bird who wants to get drunk. Just follow me to the concession stand, I know just the thing. See, I went to a stag do with a shoebill crane once and you wouldn't believe how much that thing tossed back." (2022-07-22 21:21:44).
- Lychwood said, "But the trick was just pouring a shot of vodka down the gullet of a mackerel" (2022-07-22 21:23:17).
- Saro Sirena drinks whine. “This is the nude beach, right?” (2022-07-22 21:56:31).
- Cormorant said, "Whats..nude?" (2022-07-22 21:58:12).
- Emmi said, "top me up, holy bird!" (2022-07-22 22:01:00).
- Emmi said, "I need to go get my boi" (2022-07-22 22:01:06).
- Emmi said, "oh wow" (2022-07-22 22:01:11).
- Emmi said, "Thank you" (2022-07-22 22:01:15).
- Emmi said, "thats some juice" (2022-07-22 22:01:20).
- Lychwood said, "Any beach is a nude beach if you're brave enough!" (2022-07-22 22:01:34).
- Cormorant pauses from digging for clams to wave a wing in your direction. Whoo. Glitter magic. (2022-07-22 22:01:48).
All this talk of clothes seems to have stirred up something magical!!- Portia Dean is burying someone in the sand. It doesn't appear to be anyone you recognize. (2022-07-22 22:23:42).
- Emmi said, "oh Billy, as fine as you look in towel, can I interest you in some board shorts?" (2022-07-22 22:52:20).
- Emmi rummages through her satchel. 'I have... Leather board shorts, Tartan Board shorts, denim, rainbow and fur one pieces. (2022-07-22 22:54:27).
- Billy Herrington said, "Shorts? I can't hide my thighs from the world!" (2022-07-22 22:54:49).
- Portia Dean said, "Quite an assortment..." (2022-07-22 22:57:12).
- Emmi said, "er... leather bikini bottoms?" (2022-07-22 22:57:16).
- Emmi said, "Anything to interest you, Ms Dean? I would request a potion or comp in return but my pockets might be full!" (2022-07-22 22:58:10).
- Emmi throws things at factionmates to make space (2022-07-22 22:59:39).
- Portia Dean said, "Mother has only graced me with potions of flying..." (2022-07-22 23:01:36).
- Emmi said, "or a clothing swap... I don't take scrubs though!" (2022-07-22 23:02:38).
- Billy Herrington said, "Leather bikini bottoms work. I do have a bit of a biker streak." (2022-07-22 23:03:04).
- Emmi shows off her pants. 'AND! A TEMMIE Special! Temmie is selling TRO underwear! Get yours while you can! I hear certain weasel's pair might be reserved!' (2022-07-22 23:03:55).
- Portia Dean said, "Would you take a tailcoat...?" (2022-07-22 23:04:18).
- Emmi said, "I would!" (2022-07-22 23:04:32).
- Emmi said, "What would you like? The leather bikini bottoms have gone!" (2022-07-22 23:04:48).
- Portia Dean said, "A one piece for me then...Mother prefers modesty..." (2022-07-22 23:04:54).
- Emmi said, "Wear them well, Billy. I'll take anything you have (even ice!)" (2022-07-22 23:05:24).
- Emmi said, "Thank you Portia. Rainbow, denim or fur?" (2022-07-22 23:05:56).
- Portia Dean said, "Rainbow, if you would..." (2022-07-22 23:06:33).
- Emmi said, "Stunning fit!" (2022-07-22 23:08:30).
- (3 times) The form of Portia Dean seemed to warp and flicker for a moment before appearing to melt into the shadows. (2022-07-22 23:08:55).
- Portia Dean said, "Thank you..." (2022-07-22 23:09:06).
Meanwhile, a circus performer sets up a little dinner theater:- Emmi said, "Whoa... Can you see it? a pair of flying bikini bottoms?" (2022-07-22 23:22:16).
- Antonine pulls her glasses off and rubs her eyes. "Emmi - how, when?" (2022-07-22 23:29:50).
- a pair of flying bikini bottoms twirls acrobatically through the air. (2022-07-22 23:31:08).
- Emmi wonders if roast bird is on the menu (2022-07-22 23:49:23).
- Lychwood said, "There are several types of roast bird on the menu! Perhaps not the one you're thinking of, though" (2022-07-22 23:50:31).
- Roy Koopa said, "Alright time for this circus act!" (2022-07-22 23:58:32).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) looks around curiously (2022-07-22 23:59:01).
- Roy Koopa takes a deep breathe in and points to Cormorant and thumbs ups the bird (2022-07-22 23:59:09).
- Roy Koopa said, "Fire breathe!!!" (2022-07-23 00:00:01).
- Roy Koopa bows (2022-07-23 00:00:13).
- Cormorant is flying in lazy drunk circles around Roy when suddenly the Koopa breathes a rolling fireball at them! (2022-07-23 00:08:38).
- Cormorant's feathers are on fire!!! Smells like roast duck. (2022-07-23 00:08:55).
- Portia Dean raises a bottle of mysterious booze in a toast! (2022-07-23 00:08:59).
- Roy Koopa said, "Mmmmm roast duck cooked an a beach fire pit" (2022-07-23 00:12:13).
In all the excitement, some drink orders get missed:- Roy Koopa get hit in the back with a cormorant and falls face first into the sand (2022-07-23 00:14:17).
- Cormorant has their revenge! (2022-07-23 00:14:37).
- Cormorant has already forgotten they demanded to be shown a fireball trick. They are drunk after all. (2022-07-23 00:14:50).
- Scarlet McCrea bursts into way-too-loud snickers. "Aw, Roy." (2022-07-23 00:15:13).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "Hey Lychwood think you can catch Roy in the mid air if I throw him to you??" (2022-07-23 00:24:34).
- You say, "Oh, sorry Maurice--Yeah I could catch him! I've been hitting the curls hard this week" (2022-07-23 00:32:18). - Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "Alright here he comes bro!" (2022-07-23 00:33:34).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "Wait that was a bad throw... little guy's heavier than he looks" (2022-07-23 00:34:14).
- Roy Koopa said, "Come on put you back into it!" (2022-07-23 00:35:03).
- Roy Koopa curls into a ball (2022-07-23 00:35:13).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "Ah damn still too low he keeps hitting that invisible wall!" (2022-07-23 00:35:18).
- You say, "Oh, here, let me get out from behind the bar. If I stand on the beach you've got a way bigger area to hit" (2022-07-23 00:36:27).
- Lychwood takes a wide stance (2022-07-23 00:36:05).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "Wow thanks Tamamo I'm feeling reinvigorated!!" (2022-07-23 00:36:09).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster threw Roy Koopa against you, dealing you 22 points of impact damage. (2022-07-23 00:36:22).
- Roy Koopa Muffles out “ranks amomo” (2022-07-23 00:36:46).
- Lychwood braces himself as Roy comes rocketing at him, skidding back a few feet in the sand when they collide. (2022-07-23 00:36:59).
- Lychwood said, "Helluva throw, darling" (2022-07-23 00:37:05).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "third time's the charm!!" (2022-07-23 00:37:11).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "Oh woops I think his shell spikes got you a bit there" (2022-07-23 00:37:39).
- Lychwood said, "Oh I can't even feel it, I'm 'faced already" (2022-07-23 00:38:01).
- Roy Koopa Rubs head ‘I feel great!’ (2022-07-23 00:38:39).
- Roy Koopa said, "Another round!!" (2022-07-23 00:38:50).
- Roy Koopa chuggs down 2 beers (2022-07-23 00:39:18).
- Lychwood does a little somersault over the bartop disappears for a moment. Before long, he comes out of the back with a whole keg curled over one shoulder. "LET'S HIT IT FAM" He lays the keg out in the sand and taps it. "Anyone want the foam?" (2022-07-23 00:40:24).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "Yeah been working on my throwing technique and bulking up >;3" (2022-07-23 00:40:46).
- Lychwood scratches his chin. "Say, Maurice. Do you know anyone else who's figured out how to toss people like that? I've got two braincells producing a spark right now. What if we played beer pong, but *with people* instead of ping pong balls? Am I crazy?" (2022-07-23 00:57:56).
- A Very Annoying Lightspeaker said, "
" (2022-07-23 01:00:02).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "Oh shit. Beer pong with people. That sounds hysterical." (2022-07-23 01:00:37).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "An' less likely t' end with a shredded ball, like when I tried t' teach my dogs th' same thing." (2022-07-23 01:01:09).
- Roy Koopa said, "Use me as a ball enough Brice in my system and I feel nothing AAAAHHGGRRR" (2022-07-23 01:04:07).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "I'm the only one I've seen so far that can do it but I'm down to try if there's others!" (2022-07-23 01:04:08).
- Roy Koopa flexes (2022-07-23 01:04:14).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "Frankly, every behemoth should learn how t'do it. Like Explosive Murder. It's too funny not to!" (2022-07-23 01:07:29).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "If I could throw people like y'all do, I'd do it all th' time." (2022-07-23 01:07:50).
- Roy Koopa said, "I don’t want to give up fire breathing though. I hear the concentration to learn both is only for the highest ranking himbos" (2022-07-23 01:12:38).
- Roy Koopa Looks up in sky and blows a fountain of fire (2022-07-23 01:16:17).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "S'true, fire breathin's pretty sweet too." (2022-07-23 01:18:45).
- Lychwood shades his eyes and whistles. "That's a helluva light show, Roy" (2022-07-23 01:22:08).
THE LEGENDARY BEER-SLIDE- Tina looks for the Shirley Temple on the menu (2022-07-23 00:04:59).
- Joe Hockey pulls out a cigar and lights it. Smoking cigars in inappropriate situations is a favorite hobby, after all (2022-07-23 00:11:20).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "Wow. Been a while since I've seen so many folks in one place." (2022-07-23 00:11:33).
- You give your Bottle of Paradise Nectar to Joe Hockey. (2022-07-23 00:12:09).
- Tina sees a hormone approaching and books it (2022-07-23 00:12:10).
- Scarlet McCrea waves enthusiastically at Roy as she flops on a squirming pile of hellhounds who are all desperately avoiding the water. Each and every one has a life jacket and comically oversized shades on. (2022-07-23 00:12:22).
- You say, "Hey folks, good to see you" (2022-07-23 00:12:40).
- Roy Koopa said, "The hounds! So cute" (2022-07-23 00:13:16).
- You say, "I already gave my little speech, so I guess you'll have to make do with small talk." He winks and tosses his hair. "Hey, who wanted the Shirley Temple?"" (2022-07-23 00:13:22).
- Trurl goes to take off its shirt before realising it wasn't wearing one anyway. Righteous. (2022-07-23 00:13:32).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "Can't let 'em escape gettin' all dressed up fer th' beach, now can I?" (2022-07-23 00:13:37).
- Roy Koopa enthusiastically wave back and jogs over to greet Scarlet and her hounds (2022-07-23 00:13:44).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "Also, b'lately - if no-one wants that Shirley Temple, I'll happily take it. Can't find anythin' good t'drink since we moved out t'that coffee shop." (2022-07-23 00:21:23).
- Scarlet McCrea sighs wistfully. (2022-07-23 00:21:33).
- Lychwood said, "Oh boy, I went to grab myself a beer and took a shot instead. Old Lychy-poo is about to get ~wavy~" (2022-07-23 00:21:40).
- Lychwood slides Scarlet the Shirley Temple. "I think it was that teen with the squadron of boys around her. She ran off when the hormone monster showed up." He shrugs. "The spoils of war are yours, my friend." (2022-07-23 00:22:35).
- Lychwood ducks behind the bartop. There's a loud hissing sound from the burlap-wrapped PA system, and then music begins BLASTING over the beach. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku0OmByRdrk) (2022-07-23 00:24:26).
- Emmi applies suncream to Kwazirrs necrophage. "need to keep her looking fresh" (2022-07-23 00:24:30).
- Scarlet McCrea whoops gratefully. "Lych, yer th' best. B'sides, this is my good deed fer th' month - better me drink this dastardly thing then that poor teen girl." She salutes lazily with the glass, then downs it in one go. (2022-07-23 00:26:56).
- Lychwood salutes back at Scarlet. "A true soldier." He winks. (2022-07-23 00:32:46).
- Scarlet McCrea grins and winks back. (2022-07-23 00:33:21).
Siren does a rep!- Lychwood is darting around behind the simple wooden concession stand. A sign hangs down from the curtained awning reading: "CONCESSIONS: OPENING SOON." (2022-07-22 23:35:05).
- Saro Sirena said, "There are beer slide tickets?" (2022-07-22 22:05:38).
- Calcite was flying and has now landed. (2022-07-22 22:13:01).
- Kwazirr said, "WOWEE THAT'S A LOTTA BOOZE" (2022-07-22 22:33:15).
- Antonine said, "Is this why I can never find any?" (2022-07-22 22:49:54).
- Antonine may have had a few bottles already (2022-07-22 22:50:03).
- Aiobhill takes a small red and white ball and hauls it at the ground. She seems to be acting out something from her childhood but she cannot recall what (2022-07-22 23:11:25).
- Aiobhill is excited to try out the beer slide! (2022-07-23 00:06:59).
- Clovek said, "So, uh. What's this about a beer slide?" (2022-07-23 02:07:33).
- Roy Koopa said, "Beer slide! Beer slide! Beer slide! Beer slide!" (2022-07-23 02:10:34).
- Clovek said, "How much are tickets? And do you get to drink on your way down?" (2022-07-23 02:17:30).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "Think th' whole point of a beer slide is th' drinkin' on th' way down." (2022-07-23 02:20:09).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "'Least, that's how it seems t'me." (2022-07-23 02:20:21).
- Clovek said, "So best to go face first then, eh?" (2022-07-23 02:25:46).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "Or chug on th' way down!" (2022-07-23 02:27:55).
- Roy Koopa excitingly waits for Scarlet and Clovek to do down the beer slide (2022-07-23 02:28:33).
- Scarlet McCrea is newspaper-broke, sadly. (2022-07-23 02:33:08).
- Roy Koopa said, "Awww man it cost newspapers" (2022-07-23 02:40:25).
- Roy Koopa digs through shell "no newspapers, I've got slice though!" (2022-07-23 02:41:22).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "Oh, same. Got slices a'plenty. Nobody ever seems t'want 'em as currency, though..." (2022-07-23 02:47:34).
- Scarlet McCrea grumbles about unfairness to demonkind. (2022-07-23 02:47:43).
- Lychwood said, "Ok so look. Temmie's not here right now, so if you guys want to use the beer slide without spending newspapers I'm cool with it. Basically, you climb up to the top of" He points "That hill over there, with the ungodly huge inflatable slide on it."" (2022-07-23 03:02:43).
- Lychwood said, "The water slide is flowing with beer. How much you drink and how drunk you get on the way down is totally up to you!" (2022-07-23 03:03:16).
- Roy Koopa said, "Woohooo!!" (2022-07-23 03:04:52).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "...Beer slide crimes? I can get behind that." (2022-07-23 03:05:28).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "An' on that. Someone watch my dogs-" (2022-07-23 03:05:42).
- Roy Koopa runs to the hill with the slide "bottoms up Himbo and Himbettes!" (2022-07-23 03:05:47).
- Scarlet McCrea bolts off without another word, headed DIRECTLY for the slide, all thirteen hellhounds directly on her heels. (2022-07-23 03:06:31).
- Scarlet McCrea dramatically bows to Roy, stepping aside before the ladder. "You first, big guy. Been waitin' longer then me." (2022-07-23 03:07:05).
- Roy Koopa said, "Yahoo!" (2022-07-23 03:08:53).
- Roy Koopa climbs ladder and jumps down onto his stomach sliding down consuming as much beer in his mouth as beer foam flies up his nose (2022-07-23 03:10:52).
- Anarcho was flying and has now landed. (2022-07-23 03:11:01).
- Roy Koopa said, "Cough cough Wooo Rock on Goomba Breaths" (2022-07-23 03:11:21).
- Roy Koopa Stumbles back to grab his towel and clean the sticky beer off his shell (2022-07-23 03:12:03).
- Roy Koopa said, "Your turn Scarlet remember to plug your nose!" (2022-07-23 03:12:30).
- Scarlet McCrea cracks her shoulders, grinning. "Pluggin' yer nose is for cowards. We die like champions." (2022-07-23 03:14:11).
- Scarlet McCrea doesn't bother to climb, leaping directly up the ladder and blasting face-first down in the same lopsided movement. There's beer foam going EVERYWHERE. (2022-07-23 03:15:15).
- Scarlet McCrea 's hellhounds make to follow their master onto the slide, likely setting off a hilarious escapade of flammable beer and a Molotov Slide-tail, but the eternally-on-duty wrackwyrm opts to corral them all away from the flamable booze instead for the greater health of the Beach Bonanza. (2022-07-23 03:16:30).
- Scarlet McCrea sprawls in the sand afterwards, grinning. "Always wanted t'try one'a those. Thanks, y'all." (2022-07-23 03:17:45).
- Roy Koopa cheers and laughs at the now forming hellhound dog pile (2022-07-23 03:19:47).
- the tiniest baby EVER(very cute) plays in the sand, not a care in the world (2022-07-23 03:25:50).
- Black Velvet Jesus strolls onto the sand, hair flowing in the breeze. “Ah, hello fellow beach goers!” (2022-07-23 03:33:05).
- ಠﭛಠ takes a long drag on a short cigarette and stares into the sun (2022-07-23 03:34:00).
- The shadows here seem to distort and bend at eerie angles as a chill and eerily soft breeze passes through the area. (2022-07-23 03:34:15).
- Scarlet McCrea snaps a lazy salute at the Black Velvet icon. "Sup, arthouse." (2022-07-23 03:34:47).
- Roy Koopa said, "Hello everyone. Welcome to the beer slide beach" (2022-07-23 03:36:16).
- Roy Koopa starts digging a giant hole to build seating and a firepit in the middle (2022-07-23 03:37:11).
- Lychwood applauds when the two beer-sliders make their way to the bottom. "Thank god, I hadn't tested it yet." He wanders over to Roy's firepit and begins stacking logs and kindling nearby. (2022-07-23 03:39:45).
Soon, the beaches are thronging with newcomers:- Siren steps from a sparkling portal dressed in her finest beach ware. (2022-07-23 03:47:16).
- Siren gave you a Bottle of Port. (2022-07-23 03:50:49).
- Lychwood said, "Darling, you're late" (2022-07-23 03:51:36).
- Lychwood smiles prettily and points at the growing pyramid of empty bottles. "Half of us have blacked out already. Are you gonna catch up or what?" (2022-07-23 03:52:20).
- Siren bustles about restocking the snack bar, struggling to lift some of the kegs with her scrawny conduit arms. (2022-07-23 13:51:35).
- Siren comes to one kegs which seems heavier than the rest. She grits her teeth. "Just. one. more. rep..." (2022-07-23 13:52:52).
- Siren has maxxed out! (2022-07-23 13:52:57).
- Siren has levelled up! (2022-07-23 13:52:57).
- Siren hoists the keg onto the bar! (2022-07-23 13:54:10).
- Siren said, "And with that I think I shall take a well deserved break. Now, what was that chatter about leather bikinis and is there one in my size?" (2022-07-23 13:55:41).
- Lychwood cheers! "Good show! Nothing like hauling booze to get those gains. Congratulations, dear! What's your first drink as a full-fledged adult?" (2022-07-23 13:57:58).
- Aiobhill said, "Massive gains on the beach today!" (2022-07-23 13:58:43).
- Siren said, "Hmm. I think I shall have," surveys the bar, "one of everything, please!"" (2022-07-23 14:00:56).
- Lychwood slides Siren a bottle of paradise nectar, saying "Here's something for while you wait" before he starts flipping bottles onto the bartop. He begins a frenzy of mixing cocktails, sliding each down to Siren the moment they're complete. (2022-07-23 14:03:01).
- Lychwood said, "Have you tried the beer slide yet? We've been completely waiving the ticket fee" (2022-07-23 14:03:38).
- Siren watches over the rip of her glass as she sips. "Drinks AND a show, just delightful" (2022-07-23 14:04:04).
- ಠﭛಠ begins chanting "BEER SLIDE BEER SLIDE BEER SLIDE BEER SLIDE!" (2022-07-23 14:07:57).
- ಠﭛಠ chugs a bottle of beer then climbs up to the top of it. (2022-07-23 14:08:32).
- ಠﭛಠ doesn't stop chanting but is tryna Slurp the beer at the same time as sliding (2022-07-23 14:09:09).
- ಠﭛಠ said, "Buu -glug- sluu - glug-" (2022-07-23 14:09:44).
- ಠﭛಠ gets a little air at the end then flies head first into the water with a satisfying sploosh! (2022-07-23 14:10:38).
- ಠﭛಠ said, "wooooooo!" (2022-07-23 14:11:28).
- ಠﭛಠ stumbled as they crawl back on to the sand and falls face first in the sand while comical bubbles drift out of his head (2022-07-23 14:12:34).
- Siren said, "You've been...waiving the fee?" She considers the AHF ledgers, and the large amount of red numbers within it, before tossing back her next drink. "Well money be damned, we're here to party! We can pay our debts when we're dead!" (2022-07-23 14:12:58).
- Ishild blinked into the location. (2022-07-23 14:18:49).
- Scarlet McCrea salutes with a bottle of whiskey from the sand. "Which happens all th' time on th' nexus, anyway!" (2022-07-23 14:24:47).
- Samiel said, "Everyone should pay their dues. It's only just." (2022-07-23 14:26:05).
And before long the conversation turns to brighter topics, like workers' rights:- Lamia was flying and has now landed. (2022-07-23 00:41:00).
- Lamia walks up the beach to towards the assembled party-goers. Her elegant and graceful frame wrapped in the latest beach chic. (2022-07-23 00:43:12).
- Lamia blushes and sees that the promised HIMBOs was not a deception (2022-07-23 00:43:16).
- Lamia shades herself from the bright midday sun. She's too used to the dim but illuminating flames of Stygia (2022-07-23 14:30:47).
- Lamia 's 50s era sunglasses hide her stolen looks at all the HIMBOs working out in the sand (2022-07-23 14:31:39).
- Tamamo was flying and has now landed. (2022-07-23 00:44:01).
- Mudrock suddenly appeared in a flash of hellish, brimstone-laced smoke, heeding the infernal call of Lamia. (2022-07-23 00:44:40).
- (2 times) Tamamo granted you 5 AP. (2022-07-23 00:45:06).
- Mudrock lowers her visor, sledge held in one hand. "Where's the enemy ward." (2022-07-23 00:45:39).
- Mudrock said, "Lamia..? Where is this?" (2022-07-23 00:46:13).
- Lychwood winks at Lamia. "What's your poison?"" (2022-07-23 00:46:35).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "No wards here, but there is beer" (2022-07-23 00:46:40).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "and sexy beachgoers... even the weasels here are sexy :0" (2022-07-23 00:47:28).
- Scarlet McCrea waves lazily at the newcomers, still propped on a living beanbag of hellhounds (2022-07-23 00:52:19).
- Nikolett continues the beat, then notices Lychwood, approaches him and clicks the bottle with one of his, then says "Cheers! I don't normally drink on the job, but I can make an eception here. (2022-07-23 05:02:21).
- Nikolett said, "Soo... I got these helmets and a spare jacket, if anyone wants to try that "fireman for a day" scheme we have come up with" (2022-07-23 05:04:12).
- Sofia Piscitelli plays in the waist-high water near the beach. (2022-07-23 05:08:55).
- Wassail wobbles delightfully. (2022-07-23 05:13:47).
- Wassail was flying and has now landed. (2022-07-23 05:13:51).
- Sofia Piscitelli thanks Cormorant. (2022-07-23 05:18:13).
- Sofia Piscitelli said, "There sure are a lot of people here. Hey, it's Aval." (2022-07-23 05:19:01).
- Sofia Piscitelli waves hello to her factionmate. (2022-07-23 05:19:14).
- Phix said, "Good to see you, Nikolett!" (2022-07-23 05:30:55).
- Nikolett said, "Nice to see you here too, Phix! I hope the local were playing nicely with you? I saw they can be quite a rowdy bunch" (2022-07-23 05:38:19).
- Nikolett waves at the little one and puts a helmet down on her head (2022-07-23 05:38:38).
- Sofia Piscitelli seems to like it. (2022-07-23 05:46:23).
- Sofia Piscitelli runs around fighting imaginary fires by throwing water at things (2022-07-23 06:06:51).
- Scarlet McCrea debates starting an actual fire for Sofia to fight. (2022-07-23 06:10:40).
- Nikolett is happy someone wants to be an honorary firefighter for the day (2022-07-23 06:35:05).
- Khaze wanders in the from the jungle. "I got here a little early, but fell asleep. Did you see that golem? He's big enough to blot out the sun!" (2022-07-23 07:52:28).
- Khaze said, "Anyway I think I need a refresh on my sunscreen." (2022-07-23 07:52:42).
- Khaze looks around the beach and waves to Lychwood. "I know some of these people! Heyo Joe, how's it hanging?" (2022-07-23 07:56:01).
- Khaze twirls a beach ball in his hands. "Smite ball, anyone?" (2022-07-23 07:58:04).
- Emmi said, "hey fellow conduits? how does your boss treat you? what's the work benefits like? the pay?" (2022-07-23 08:34:13).
- Emmi points at Khaze. " me? I'm often locked in the attic. the other day, they locked me in the attic with a reforged hurricane. can you imagine the mess? my guts are still hanging on the curtain pole!” (2022-07-23 08:35:14).
- Samiel said, "I heard conduits are underpaid and underpriviledged. Made to work long hours. Hard work. You guys should unionize." (2022-07-23 08:55:25).
- Emmi said, "hear hear!!" (2022-07-23 08:57:41).
- Samiel said, "Thank you, Tamamo! Hello there! Got any demonic gifts you want to share?" (2022-07-23 09:09:25).
- Khaze said, "I agree. Conduits are the backbone of the nexus. They're the one that facilitate all the warcrimes and mass murder. It should be done more efficiently!" (2022-07-23 09:14:23).
- Scarlet McCrea rolls over in the sand and props her head up on her arms conversationally. "Yeah, y'all should unionize. Nothin' gets done without y'all doin', like, enchantin' an' boopin' all th' bulky tank types around because they didn't wanna walk t'th'place." (2022-07-23 09:25:29).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "Know ya worth, an' all that." She flicks a wrist lazily. "Wanted t'suggest somethin' similar for us poor bloody petmastery folk, but nobody wanted t'hear it." (2022-07-23 09:26:25).
- Scarlet McCrea starts grumbling under her breath about long hours and pet management, but is interrupted by two of the hellhounds flopping on her spine with a big doggy whine. (2022-07-23 09:27:34).
- Scarlet McCrea said, "...Which reminds me that I should probs wander back home at some point, 'cuz uh..." She glances at said flopped hellhounds critically. "Stupid things are startin' t'run dry. They're leeches, I swear." (2022-07-23 09:34:59).
- Lychwood waves to Khaze and Nikolett as they pass, and looks concernedly at Emmi. "Are you sure you don't work for demons, dear? I feel like we're usually the ones who use guts to decorate"" (2022-07-23 10:28:20).
- Emmi can't disagree with Lychwood's comment, sometimes she wonders if her faction is s a bunch of demons cosplaying angels (2022-07-23 11:22:39).
- Khaze said, "Really though, do you think demons could really larp angels of such stature as the radiant ones?" (2022-07-23 12:11:55).
- Lychwood yawns and stretches. He had found himself a hammock to snooze in overnight, but appears to be starting the morning off right with drinks. "Mimosa, anyone?" (2022-07-23 11:18:27).
- Joe Hockey starts mixing soul cocktails (2022-07-23 09:46:24).
- a fashionable cat said, "Vos assistants doivent travailler pour vous, ma chère, et non l'inverse." (2022-07-23 09:51:54).
- Joe Hockey winks. "The secret ingredient is souls." He also mutters something about cognac (2022-07-23 09:54:50).
- Joe Hockey gave you a Soul Ice. (2022-07-23 09:56:25).
- Khaze looks around and leans close to Joe. "Can I get uhh... a soul sour?" (2022-07-23 10:08:33).
- Joe Hockey said, "You got it buddy. If it tastes like living the floor of a dingy bar after spilling a glass of lemon squash, then I got the recipe just right." (2022-07-23 10:13:53).
- Khaze takes a swig and gags. With a grimace he smacks his lips together. "It's perfect." (2022-07-23 10:23:20).
- a disturbingly sexy weasel works on sculpting an inexplicably sexy sandcastle. (2022-07-23 10:24:02).
- Khaze said, "Let's see if we can get some music in here. Wonder what's on the waves?" He pulls out an old radio. (2022-07-23 10:24:17).
- Khaze turned on the radio. A song with an off-beat rhythm and a deep, raspy-voiced male singer continues: "Joint Presidents, what ah' them smokin'? Parliament, y'all gotta be jokin' (2022-07-23 10:25:14).
- Khaze pulls out something from his pocket. A bandana! He wraps it around his head to fight the beating heat of the sun. On closer inspection it's... definitely not a bandana. (2022-07-23 10:28:36).
- a fashionable cat said, "Quelqu'un doit les manquer. Les volants sont assez flatteurs!" (2022-07-23 10:32:26).
- Samiel looks closer at the not-bandana, then quickly scurries away (2022-07-23 10:33:27).
- Scarlet McCrea gestures awkwardly at Joe Hockey - it looks like it wants to be a wave, but gets confused halfway through thanks to the wrist having other ideas. "If ya still have any o' those soul sours, I'd love one." (2022-07-23 10:51:47).
- Emmi said, "thanks for the soul sour, Mr Hockey!" (2022-07-23 11:23:12).
- Emmi said, "yo, big boss Khaze, you sure those are clean? I put mine through the wash first" (2022-07-23 11:23:52).
- Samiel said, "Hey, cosplay is a fun and very popular pastime!" (2022-07-23 11:31:34).
- Roy Koopa said, "Yawns loudly from his drunken sleep in the sand" (2022-07-23 11:57:25).
- Roy Koopa said, "What happened to the non fire?!" (2022-07-23 11:57:44).
- Roy Koopa looks around to see the party still continues on (2022-07-23 11:58:10).
- Roy Koopa said, "YEA, round 2 please!" (2022-07-23 11:58:28).
- Khaze said, "I sure hope you didn't pass them to me dirty. That would be just weird. But I'm not about to find out if they pass the sniff test." (2022-07-23 12:10:05).
- Emmi passes Kwazirr some cold pints laced in MR juice. "I got your back dearie! got to keep those ghouls in top shape!" (2022-07-23 12:13:01).
- Emmi shrugs at Khaze. "I didn't wear them. I'm not sure if weasel put them in the wash first though!" (2022-07-23 12:18:31).
- Khaze said, "Hold on a minute. Just how many hands did these pass through?" (2022-07-23 12:19:14).
- Emmi said, "so... obviously Cerce, my darling friend Temmie, weasel... I held them for a bit. and now you? can they even be Cerces anymore?" (2022-07-23 12:21:16).
- Khaze said, "I think it's better to not think about it. More drinks?" (2022-07-23 12:23:26).
- Emmi agrees. she goes to grab them a drink from the keg (2022-07-23 12:24:44).
- Buff Toad wakes up after sleeping standing for 10 hours (2022-07-23 12:54:31).
- Zagara appears from within the jungle trees. Soon, her swarm of zerglings follow, bursting out of shrubs and bushes. The ultralisk is last, knocking down several trees in its clumsiness. (2022-07-23 14:48:21).
- Zagara orders the critters to go play in the water as if not to annoy her. (2022-07-23 14:49:51).
- Black Velvet Jesus wakes up sunburnt in the sand (2022-07-23 14:54:52).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "Time for round two!" (2022-07-23 14:55:25).
- Black Velvet Jesus puts on his best radio voice. "Good afternoon, saints, sinners, and centrists alike. Anyone wanna see a *sick* party trick?" (2022-07-23 14:56:09).
- Black Velvet Jesus wiggles his eyebrows (2022-07-23 14:56:21).
- You emote, " winces at the sunny glare and slides on a pair of rainbow wrap-arounds. "Absolutely, Jesus. Whatever you're pitching, I'm in."" (2022-07-23 15:11:06).
- Black Velvet Jesus is ready for his moment in the spotlight. "Okay, man, okay. Watch this." (2022-07-23 15:13:41).
- Black Velvet Jesus snaps his fingers, and the tide pools turn burgundy and sweet. "It's a cab sav. Hope you're ready to class it up a little." (2022-07-23 15:14:47).
- Black Velvet Jesus dunks a glass into nature's punchbowl and winks (2022-07-23 15:15:35).
- Lychwood stumbles in amazement, the sunglasses falling askew. "Oh my g- Oh my, uh.. you! Teach me your ways!" (2022-07-23 15:17:08).
- Khaze said, "Now we're talking! Free beach wine!" (2022-07-23 15:20:24).
- Khaze hauls in a couple of boxes of wineglasses. "This is where this glutes come in handy, too" (2022-07-23 15:21:59).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "Dayum Jesus knows how to party!!" (2022-07-23 15:23:08).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster is still drunk from last night and slurring words, "I'll dring thiss in rememverence ovf you bro!!" (2022-07-23 15:25:24).
- Black Velvet Jesus nods really cool-like. "It's literally in my blood man. My BAC is constantly hovering around 12.5%" (2022-07-23 15:25:45).
- Someone used a bullhorn to say: "KHARN IS HERE BRING US THE BOOZE!!". It sounded somewhat distant, it must have come from a neighboring location. (2022-07-23 15:26:08).
- Siren said, "Now we know WWJD!" (2022-07-23 15:26:11).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster dunks his had in the wine pool and drinks as bubbles come to the surface and the water level slowly lowers (2022-07-23 15:26:36).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "I love to party with all kinds. Hung out with plenty of sinners in my day. I know a thing or two about how to get down." (2022-07-23 15:26:40).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "SOMEONE TELL KHARN TO BRING HIMSELF TO THE WINE POOL BEER SLIDE EXTRAVAGANZA" (2022-07-23 15:27:42).
- Scarlet McCrea "stealthily" sticks a comically long curly straw into one of the booze pools. (2022-07-23 15:31:05).
Bonk- Roy Koopa said, "Hey all you beautiful people have you come to enjoy our Lord and savior Bowser but diving into the sin of drinking?" (2022-07-23 17:23:26).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "Woah woah," he slurs. "nothing sinful about partaking in" (2022-07-23 17:33:19).
- Black Velvet Jesus hiccups (2022-07-23 17:33:25).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "A little drinky-poo" (2022-07-23 17:33:36).
- Kharn the Betrayer snaps out of his stupor (2022-07-23 17:37:36).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "Oh, speaking of work, I can get some done in this stupid event, maybe." (2022-07-23 17:41:27).
- Roy Koopa Turns the music up and starts to spin around on his shell shooting fire to twirl faster. (2022-07-23 17:43:41).
- Black Velvet Jesus pats Judas lovingly, “I know buddy, not cool. The boys did not deserve that.” (2022-07-23 17:59:41).
- Moishe from Accounting was flying and has now landed. (2022-07-23 18:17:53).
- Moishe from Accounting clears his throat (2022-07-23 18:18:10).
- Moishe from Accounting said, "Good evening." (2022-07-23 18:18:21).
- Granberia said, "I suppose this part of the beach is where I recognize the most faces..." (2022-07-23 18:25:38).
- SUPREME HIMBO ENJOYER said, "SO MANY HIMBOS FOR ME TO ENJOY! ALMOST TOO MANY!" (2022-07-23 18:27:11).
- Black Velvet Jesus wipes a happy tear from his eye admiring the sea of himbos. “I knew the world was still populated with goodwill and big boys” (2022-07-23 18:35:40).
- Black Velvet Jesus turns to SUPREME HIMBO ENJOYER. “Your values are simply too divine and incomprehensible for this world to recognize their worth. Know that regardless of your darkened soul, you will always have a seat at my table.”" (2022-07-23 18:38:53).
- SUPREME HIMBO ENJOYER said, "THANK YOU, JESUS! I HOPE YOUR FATHER IN HEAVEN APPROVES OF HIMBO DADDIES TOO!" (2022-07-23 18:47:28).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "Of course! As his only son, I’ve got a lot of sway with the big man, and I say: All Himbos go to Heaven" (2022-07-23 18:59:49).
- There is a whispering in the wind, and the air grows cold. Black Velvet Jesus caused a corpse to slowly float into the area, carried by unseen arms. (2022-07-23 19:00:56).
- Black Velvet Jesus summons a new skeleton and starts packing sand onto it, chiseling it’s abs (2022-07-23 19:21:00).
- Black Velvet Jesus said, "I ran out of apostles and hoes, so this one goes out to all you himbos and himbo enjoyers" (2022-07-23 19:21:39).
- Lychwood said, ""Goodwill" and "Big Boys" are my two middle names, darling. Slight bummer about the heaven thing, though. Do himbos get any carveouts from the rules and regs?" (2022-07-23 19:33:10).
Lychwood hits the slopes- Maurice the Hormone Monster stares at Khaze's bronze booty "Dayum... What that thing doin??" (2022-07-23 20:05:37).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster said, "Just wanna grab them cheeks and lift you by them >_> oops did I say that out loud" (2022-07-23 20:06:46).
Seafood on the Grill- You emote, " strolls off to the woods, then comes back with a fresh mug of beer in one hand and a massive pine tree slung over his shoulder. "Just in case." He winks." (2022-07-23 20:36:06).
- You emote, " sets the log behind the concession stand, then shades his eyes with one hand and looks up at the hilltop slide. "You know, I think I'd like a run at this thing before the party ends." He makes the long climb and stands at the top." (2022-07-23 20:46:13).
- You emote, " oils up, then flexes and throws out his chest. He grins. Then, he pulls out a whole box of wine and a beer bong. He tears off the wine spout with his teeth and fastens it to the hose. Then he gets down on one knee and beer bongs the whole box of wine in one go. He stands, clearly a little unsteady even from this distance, and then THROWS himself at the slide. He lands face first, mouth open, hoovering up as much beer as his stomach can handle. And his stomach can handle a lot. By the time he hits the splash pool at the end, his massive figure is hurtling fast enough to cause a tidal wave of beer all over the bleachers." (2022-07-23 20:49:18).
- You emote, " is left slumped against the wall of a now-empty pool. He crawls over it, lands in the sand, and rolls around a few times until he's positively sugar-coated. Then he just lies out spread-eagled." (2022-07-23 20:50:09).
- Clovek cheers at Lychwood's feat of drinking prowess and impulsivity (2022-07-23 21:03:25).
- Antonine applauds Lychwood's capacity (2022-07-23 21:11:19).
What That Thing was Doin'- Sofia Piscitelli said, "What snacks are there?" (2022-07-23 20:57:47).
- Nikolett makes one last round of the beat, making sure everyone knows what's going to happen soon. (2022-07-23 21:07:04).
- Samiel said, "Sofia, stay behind me once the dancing starts. I'll protect you." (2022-07-23 21:11:26).
-02 said, "This beach is full of snacks." (2022-07-23 21:15:03).
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- Sofia Piscitelli gives
- Sofia Piscitelli said, "OK!" (2022-07-23 21:24:21).
- Temmie said, "fedyen purchas SLICE" (2022-07-23 21:34:39).
- Temmie said, "yaYA!! go to... TEM SHOP" (2022-07-23 21:34:53).
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- Antonine summoned a Judgemaster. (2022-07-23 21:37:49).
- Sofia Piscitelli said, "I'm having so much fun." (2022-07-23 21:37:50).
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- Antonine said, "I had no idea the beaches were so great for clams, I need to check the Cordilia ones more often" (2022-07-23 21:38:49).
Farewells- Khaze crushes a beer keg with his buns. (2022-07-23 23:40:10).
- Lychwood said, ":V" (2022-07-23 23:40:28).
- Khaze said, "Anybody feel like doing some bench presses? Squats? Oil wrestling?" (2022-07-23 23:40:33).
- Lychwood said, "amazing glutes, brother. You do lunges for that?" (2022-07-23 23:40:48).
- Khaze said, "Oh yeah. Also lugging around a few gallons of drinkables and quivers helps to stay in shape." (2022-07-23 23:43:16).
- Zagara said, "It was good meeting you, Scarlet. The Swarm must move on for now." (2022-07-23 21:54:33).
- Zagara directs a little bow at the crowd. A few moments later a large flying creature like a hideous balloon with claws descends upon the beach. Zagara's brood crawl onto its tendrils and are scooped away as the flyer drifts towards the portal. (2022-07-23 21:59:12).
- Kwazirr shudders (2022-07-23 22:14:40).
- Kwazirr said, "Gross" (2022-07-23 22:14:42).
- Phix doodles crude representations of some of her tattoos in the sand with a stick. A few of the more accurate drawings develop a faint glow. (2022-07-23 22:15:33).
- Sofia Piscitelli said, "I guess I should go home, soon, too." (2022-07-23 22:32:55).
- Sofia Piscitelli waves goodbye to everyone. (2022-07-23 22:33:03).
- Lychwood waves at Sophia. "Thanks for coming! I'm glad you enjoyed it." (2022-07-23 22:36:02).
- Sofia Piscitelli said, "I did, it was very fun." (2022-07-23 22:36:15).
- Lychwood looks at the sun and sighs. "You know, I'm not sure I'm ready for this to end. You've all been great." (2022-07-23 23:30:18).
- Antonine said, "It's been fun, and it's gonna be a blast." (2022-07-23 23:32:29).
- Emmi shakes the sand out of her hair and yawns. It's getting late (2022-07-23 23:38:23).
- Lychwood is just floating in one of the tidal wine pools. He spent most of his energy ferrying refreshments, and likely won't last much longer. (2022-07-23 23:39:40).
- Scarlet McCrea yaaaawns and uncurls from where she was buried in the sand. It takes a moment for her to notice the complete dishevelment of the beach and the distinct lack of hellhounds. "Ah, shit. I always fall asleep fer th' fun parts." (2022-07-23 23:44:51).
- Wassail wobbles one last time! Then lifts somehow into the air. (2022-07-23 23:46:27).
- Moishe from Accounting said, "I'll make myself scarce. I'm not one for... Even engagements." (2022-07-23 23:47:06).
- Moishe from Accounting disappeared from the location in a flash of hellish, brimstone-laced smoke. (2022-07-23 23:47:11).
- Scarlet McCrea streeetches, and starts climbing to her feet and whistling for her scattered hellhounds. "I should prob'ly get goin' too. Th' vacation was nice, but I shouldn't leave DND without it's cozy wall o' dogs fer too much longer. 'Specially since th' truce from all o' this'll likely stop soon." (2022-07-23 23:48:51).
- Scarlet McCrea gathers up her scattered bottles and dogs, and waves to the crowd. "Was nice meetin' everyone, or seein folks again- lookin' forward t'th'next one, if there ever is!" (2022-07-23 23:53:55).
- Scarlet McCrea disappeared from the location in a flash of hellish, brimstone-laced smoke. (2022-07-23 23:54:02).
- You say, "Thanks for coming Scarlet, it was great to see you" (2022-07-23 23:54:12).
- You say, "ope" (2022-07-23 23:54:18).
- Joe Hockey pets out a cigar on the beach and slinks off (2022-07-23 23:54:57).
- Erehlim yawns and looks at his watch before saying "Wow, is that the time? I think things are going to get R-rated soon and Im a sensitive boy. My Portal leads to the Great Plains if anyone wants a lift. What a great event AHF and TRO! Youll have to throw another bash soon!" (2022-07-23 23:55:04).
- Erehlim made a few eldritch gestures and stabbed a finger through the air in this location. With a blue flash of energy, the air shimmered and cracked open, revealing a portal to another location. (2022-07-23 23:55:22).
- Erehlim waves and hauls himself into the portal (2022-07-23 23:55:39).
- SUPREME HIMBO ENJOYER said, "THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A HUNK-TASTIC HOST, LYCHWOOD!" (2022-07-23 23:55:58).
- Siren finally finishes the final drink from the batch she was served this morning. She stands from the barstool, wobbles, and leans heavily on the bar for support. (2022-07-23 23:57:31).
- Antonine said, "Thanks for putting this together Lychwood" (2022-07-23 23:58:06).
- Trurl starts applying some questionably legal oil. The moon is clearly visible, rejected in his pecs (2022-07-23 23:58:15).
- Trurl said, "*reflected" (2022-07-23 23:58:26).
- Kharn the Betrayer disappeared from view. (2022-07-23 23:58:43).
- Siren said, "Thanksss for comming evrrryone *hic*" (2022-07-23 23:59:01).
- Billy Herrington relaxes on the still warm beach sand. (2022-07-23 23:59:21).
- Trurl said, "Shine on, dudes!" (2022-07-23 23:59:27).
- You say, "Thanks for showing up, everyone! All I did was pick a date and a time, everyone else made it happen" (2022-07-23 23:59:31).
- Cormorant said, "The party is over!" (2022-07-24 00:01:13).
- Cormorant said, "New party begins!" (2022-07-24 00:01:19).
- Billy Herrington said, "YUGAMINEENA!!" (2022-07-24 00:01:22).
Later an oblivious Himbo arrives to enjoy the holy forest and doesn't seem to notice the corpses thrown with great force into the trees.- Someone used a bullhorn to say: "INCLEMENT WEATHER SYSTEM INCOMING. HURRICANES DETECTED WITH UNPRECEDENTED STRENGTH ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE NEXT FEW HOURS.". It sounded somewhat distant, it must have come from a neighboring location. (2022-07-23 18:02:49).
- Reforged Hurricane attacked Takoyaki, a Horrid Tentacle, killing them! (2022-07-23 19:09:21).
- Reforged Hurricane attacked Dustin Henderson, killing them! (2022-07-23 19:10:42).
- Reforged Hurricane attacked The Gourmand, killing them! (2022-07-23 19:10:52).
- Reforged Hurricane attacked Moses Hornqvist, killing them! (2022-07-23 19:11:42).
- You emote, " enjoys the nice holy breeze in this beautifully angelic forest." (2022-07-23 19:12:12).
- You emote, " ignores the screams of the dying wicked." (2022-07-23 19:12:19).
- Someone used a bullhorn to say: "Hurricane force winds approaching! Get out of the water! Please head inside the tower for your own safety!". It sounded somewhat distant, it must have come from a neighboring location. (2022-07-23 19:15:59).
- The shadows here seem to distort and bend at eerie angles as a chill and eerily soft breeze passes through the area. (2022-07-23 19:21:49).
- Reforged Hurricane attacked Stoopkid, killing them! (2022-07-23 19:22:22).
- Lychwood said, "Man, I wish I'd spent more time over here. These springs look amazing. You guys exfoliated or what?" (2022-07-23 19:39:06).
Some are always on the clock- Lychwood said, "Alright. These cords won't run themselves." He pulls out a small bicycle tire pump. "Ok Chu, the slide is actually right where it needs to be, I just need someone to man the air pump for a few hours. You got good forearm strength? Who am I kidding, of course you do." (2022-07-22 20:57:32).
- Lychwood saunters off through the jungle whistling (2022-07-22 20:57:45).
- Chu begins to man the airpump for the slide (2022-07-22 20:59:19).
- You say, "Yeah! That's good form, Chu! Keep it up and you'll have a pair of guns in no time!" (2022-07-22 21:09:03).
- Chu definitely already has guns (2022-07-22 21:15:04).
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- Chu is still pumping air into the slide "Taking a lot longer than I thought" (2022-07-22 22:08:37).
Eventually, though, the nexus gets what the nexus wants.- Nikolett waves and says "Hello there! Please behave within the boundaries of the event! We've got our eyes on you! (2022-07-22 19:59:30).
- Nikolett sits down in one of the corner, tugs the spare fireman's helmets and jackets she brought and looks around if anyone's interested in becoming an honorary fireman (2022-07-22 20:00:08).
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- Nikolett continues the beat, checking for rowdy behaviour. Leaves, satisfied. (2022-07-23 05:03:16).
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- Nikolett makes one last round of the beat, making sure everyone knows what's going to happen soon. (2022-07-23 21:07:04).
As the beach finally emptied, inhabited only by empty beer cans, the odd corpse and invisible voidwalker, who does Khaze find inside the Forward Observation Post?- Trurl flexes and gets down to business (2022-07-24 00:00:42).
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- Maurice the Hormone Monster threw you against the wall, dealing you 1 points of impact damage. (2022-07-24 00:00:54).
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- Cormorant said, "The party is over!" (2022-07-24 00:01:13).
- Cormorant said, "New party begins!" (2022-07-24 00:01:19).
- Emmi disappeared from view. (2022-07-24 00:01:21).
- Maurice the Hormone Monster threw you against Emmi, dealing you 1 points of impact damage. (2022-07-24 00:01:46).
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- Erehlim peeks out from behind the curtains hoping his parents wont catch him watching the r-rated carnage (2022-07-24 00:02:12).
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- Roy Koopa said, "Arrrrgghhhh throw me again!!!" (2022-07-24 00:03:42).
- Billy Herrington was flying and has now landed. (2022-07-24 00:04:00).
- Roy Koopa blows fire at everyone (2022-07-24 00:04:05).
- The shadows here seem to distort and bend at eerie angles as a chill and eerily soft breeze passes through the area. (2022-07-24 00:04:06).
- Billy Herrington attacked Crux with a Tailwhip , killing him! (2022-07-24 00:04:21).
- a celestial cat seems very sad that the celebration has turned into violence. It shrugs and flies away to frolic somewhere else. (2022-07-24 00:04:34).
- Billy Herrington flexes. (2022-07-24 00:04:35).
- Cormorant waves a wing goodbye to the cat. (2022-07-24 00:04:51).
- Theodore Cole teleported into the location. (2022-07-24 00:05:09).
- Erehlim said, "I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy" (2022-07-24 00:05:16).
- Adamant, a Judgemaster, belonging to Antonine, was killed by a defensive aura projected by Maurice the Hormone Monster! (2022-07-24 00:05:24).
- Trurl said, "This is amazing. These beautiful beach bodies are just going to beat each other to a standstill" (2022-07-24 00:05:31).
- SUPREME HIMBO ENJOYER attacked Aethersprite with a Whip of Suffering , killing it! (2022-07-24 00:05:43).
- Billy Herrington said, "The Lightspeakers started it!" (2022-07-24 00:05:45).
- Theodore Cole was killed by a defensive aura projected by Phix! (2022-07-24 00:05:47).
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The ever vigilant Fire Chief Nikolett, of course. Kept company by Garth Lupon of Right Angles.- You step inside Cape Bonaventure Forward Observation Point. (2022-07-24 00:43:38).
- You say, "Hello." (2022-07-24 00:43:48).
- You say, "It seems like the party is over. Everybody left." (2022-07-24 00:43:57).
Home, sweet home.- You step outside of Cape Bonaventure Forward Observation Point. (2022-07-24 00:49:42).
- You spread your wings and begin to beat them rhythmically, rising quickly and powerfully into the air. (2022-07-24 00:50:01).
- You step inside Tau Rho Omicron. (2022-07-24 00:50:41).
- You emote, " stumbles inside and crashes on the couch." (2022-07-24 00:50:51).
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02 said, "This beach is full of snacks." (2022-07-23 21:15:03).