DUCK MASTER!

[Wassail]

I'm calling you out! I thought we had something special!

Casperpillar — 04/08/2022
- Duck Master attacked you with a Tailwhip and hit for 9 points of slashing damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! (2022-04-08 16:08:28).
- Duck Master said, "i missed u" (2022-04-08 16:08:23).
He noticed I was gone!!
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Casperpillar — 06/01/2022
Did duck master idle
He hasn't killed me in so long

- Duck Master attacked you with a Tailwhip and hit for 13 points of slashing damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! This was enough to kill you! (2022-07-27 17:16:47).
- You feel the effects of Enervated fade. (2022-07-27 17:16:47).

Casperpillar — Today at 10:22 AM
Hey
My friend duck master is back

And yet now I hear from my sources that along with the murder you are leaving certain other characters DECLARATIONS?

Smedley — Today at 8:49 PM
- Duck Master said, "Smelly i unidled because i missed u" (2022-07-28 03:31:11).
- The pain of this attack allows you to purify your soul, purging the stain of evil and becoming more holy! (2022-07-28 03:31:17).
- Duck Master attacked you with a Tailwhip and hit for 11 points of slashing damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target!

How sweet

And yet *I* get nothing!? After all the moments we've shared....you murdering me as a pariah in the bonelands...you squishing me outside the Great Ziggurat....you swatting me in the frozen wastes....eviscerating, murdering, exploding my pets, outside libraries, inside libraries, here, there, everywhere. etc...What gives!

[lunalu]

Duck master is a master player and you fell for it!

[Wassail]

Update: all is forgiven.

[nopedope]

hey death by duck master is a privelage and as an added bonus u might get items i find on ground i dont like when people litter

[TheGoof]

- Duck Master said, "fake news machines i came back for u" (2022-08-02 20:02:13).
- Duck Master said, "i missed u" (2022-08-02 20:02:17).

...an incomplete amount of violence later...

- Irya Devir said, "EVERY TIME" (2022-08-02 22:54:25).
(Imp slapfighting ensues)
- Irya Devir said, "Oh, two of them?! Well, of FUCKING COURSE." (2022-08-02 23:36:09).
- Duck Master said, "hey why u do that" (2022-08-03 00:38:13).
- Duck Master said, "i missed u so much and u do this" (2022-08-03 00:38:50).
- Duck Master attacked Irya Devir with a Tailwhip , killing her! (2022-08-03 00:39:04).

- You say, "GREAT, NOW THE DUCKS ARE LYING TO ME TOO!? (2022-08-03 12:32:24).

[Wassail]

- You sense the Wytchfire left on Duck Master burning his flesh. You gain 1 Experience Points. (2022-08-14 22:14:06).
- Duck Master said, "Caspillar i am still burned from last time we dueled" (2022-08-14 22:14:35).

Oh, uh-huh. Dueled is a funny way to put you pasting my prone body, but I dig ya.

- (2 times) You sense the Wytchfire left on Duck Master burning his flesh. You gain 1 Experience Points. (2022-08-15 05:05:44).
- Duck Master said, "Sfggtgjgtg" (2022-08-15 05:05:51).

Same, bro. Same.

Ok, well! That was fun but now time to get down to serious demon business! Angels to kill empires to topple, you know!

- Duck Master attacked you with a Tailwhip and hit for 13 points of slashing damage. This was enough to kill you! (2022-08-15 05:06:07).
- You feel the effects of Enervated fade. (2022-08-15 05:06:07).
- (11 times) You sense the Wytchfire left on Duck Master burning his flesh. You gain 1 Experience Points. (2022-08-15 05:07:10).
- The Elder Powers are pleased with your display of fealty to your demonic nature and grant you a boon. (2022-08-15 13:41:24).
- You feel infernal favor enter your soul, restoring some of your magic. (2022-08-15 13:41:24).

Just kidding my business is standing around in Stygia passively farming imps. Ho ho ho. Now to stand up and - wait a second.

- (4 times) You sense the Wytchfire left on Duck Master burning his flesh. You gain 1 Experience Points. (2022-08-15 13:44:24).

Oh...oh my god?

- a nanomachine-infused hamster said, "It's a good day to be a hamster!" (2022-08-15 13:44:29).

Not now!!

- (20 times) You sense the Wytchfire left on Duck Master burning his flesh. You gain 1 Experience Points. (2022-08-15 13:46:39).

- (20 times) You sense the Wytchfire left on Duck Master burning his flesh. You gain 1 Experience Points. (2022-08-15 13:46:39).

- (20 times) You sense the Wytchfire left on Duck Master burning his flesh. You gain 1 Experience Points. (2022-08-15 13:46:39).

OH GOD HE'S GETTING CLOSER. THIS IS LIKE A HORROR MOVIE.

- 龜兒子, an Ancient Gremlin, belonging to Casper Pillar, attacked Imp, killing them! (2022-08-15 14:00:51).

Oh he didn't find me. Never mind.

[Kraufen]

He's back

[Goliath]

Quack?

[Wassail]

- The Elder Powers are pleased with your display of fealty to your demonic nature and grant you a boon. (2023-07-13 13:19:35).
- Dark energies pulse in the air around you for a moment and then coalesce in your hand. You gain one Soul Ice. (2023-07-13 13:19:35).
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. Your growing attunement to the Nexus has caused you to gain 30 Experience Points. (2023-07-13 13:19:35).
- Duck Master has earned the Mass Murderer badge! (2023-07-13 13:53:47).

:etaintBEE:

[Wassail]

- Mission J. Frog has earned the Mass Murderer badge! (2023-07-13 16:43:50).
- Casper Pillar writhed in agony as the power of Mission J. Frog's black magic forced itself into his body. (2023-07-13 16:45:33).
- Mission J. Frog attacked you with an Arctic Bolt spell and hit for 14 points of cold damage. The attack left a lingering chill! This was enough to kill you! (2023-07-13 16:45:39).

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