God's One True Church of The Living God Seeking Choir Director (wanted ad for SotW Archon)

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Blessings to those who find this message. We hope it bids you well.



In our tireless missions work in the deep south, the Resurrected Church of the Resurrection seeks to spread the Gospel of HIS ETERNAL SALVATION to those who need it most, the demons of hell. Right where they are, in the plane of misery and torment. Black Velvet Christ taught us that no one is irredeemable, and those lost souls are free to "Repent and Reset" or face a punishment worse than what they are getting there in the lake of fire. Our weekly Sunday service and evangelical door knocking have been lacking a crucial element. We have fiery sermons and award winning refreshments, but we are need someone special to lead us in worship. We are in need of a Choir Director to sing songs of HIS GLORY to the wretched and unwashed. If you are hearing the calling of the LORD MOST HIGH AF contact us.

-Reverend Larry , D. Div.

[NearNihil]

Kanna Kamui and NearNihil both want to know if it's okay to just be there for the snacks so long as they font trap and/or smite and/or incinerate demons.

Kanna can sing too, but she's kind of shy, so she would join a choir but not as a lead. Near has been asked not to sing anymore since the incident.

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Absolutely! All who wish to hang in the House Of The Lord welcome partake in His snacks and/or sing songs of praise and worship! Come by anytime to make a joyful noise with us! We love visitors and have regular fellowship ice-cream meet & greets. We have been forced to shutter our doors to those who wish to defile our temple recently. But, we have faith they will come around to the veracity of the Gospel in time.

If you are too bashful to lead that's okay too. Sister Lillie will hum a few bars and we can all join in at once.