MVPequipment -
One (1) pristine military encounter armor, dodge (10)
UNPARALLELED arcane shoppe commissioned MASTERPIECE
Roughly 625x the weight of an actual Junco.
Smells like a pine air freshener. (Birds don't sweat). But also bird poop.
Junco death #1
88 AP to gain ~55 XP you absolute FOOLS
10.5 dodges from defense enchant #probability
158 damage soaked.
Junco death #2
64 AP for ~62 XP you should just have brought in 100 newspapers if you wanted to do this seriously do none of you care about efficiency
7.68 dodges from defense enchant #maths
100 damage soaked
Thanks to cat for healing me for 3 hp. Its the thought that counts.
Junco death #3
I got tired of summing. Also Squib hide-smited me at the end which is a party foul. Squib if you're reading this I have my eye on you also call me good is cheating.
Junco death #4
Tred of summing. Also I took my armor off at the end. Why? None of your business. #fratricide
Testimonials -
- Remiel said, "Hardly seems fair, a bird wearing armor. Ah, well. Catch you next time, feathered friend!" (2023-06-21 05:37:46).
- Valkyr said, "Chirpeh" (2023-06-22 14:10:56).
- Valkyr attacked you with a Sword and hit for 2 points of slashing damage. (2023-06-22 14:10:58).
- Valkyr said, "..." (2023-06-22 14:11:02).
- Valkyr said, "No chirpeh" (2023-06-22 14:11:08).
- Neon Knight said, "Oh you with your fancy armor! Makes everything I have USELESS!" (2023-06-22 15:54:18).
- Lesera whispered to you, saying "The bird is awful tanky, well done. You will be a worthy competitor." (2023-06-20 12:29:59).
- Eleni attacked you with a Sword and hit for 2 points of slashing damage. (2023-06-15 16:03:14).
- Eleni attacked you with a Sword and missed! (2023-06-15 16:04:14).
- Eleni said, "O_O" (2023-06-15 16:04:32).
- Eleni said, "...Well SOMEONE needs to knock you out of your old Revenant aspect, don't you think?" (2023-06-15 16:04:57).
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- Eleni said, "Or maybe I'll just use you to break my weapons on, since apparently that happens even on a miss?" (2023-06-15 16:07:42).
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- Eleni said, "Is that a glitch, actually? I can't imagine any reason for a melee weapon getting duller when all it hits is air." (2023-06-15 16:08:17).
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- Eleni said, "Yep, that's both of them. Okay, I'm off to the factory." (2023-06-15 16:09:59).
In conclusion -
Not a single quality degrade ! (!!)
Untold countless INFERIOR weapons broken.
If you see me you DON'T HAVE TO kill me. You can leave!
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