Arena: Join free will :)

[Wassail]

Are you a transcended class in the good or evil guild? That seems awful. Let's review -

Evil –

• Can't even heal farm 75% of your teammates. Yikes.
  No pacts. Terrible. This is Not It.

Good –

• sorry guys I can't play right now, Daddy Namm grounded me dot cringing shiba dot meme
  Can't even fratricide your own teammates. What are we doing here guys.
  The vibes, in fact, are NOT good. Ironic!

Free will –

• you can be ANY alignment
  Can't take damage for setting a SH if there are no factions!
  Best color.
  Has all the coolest players!? Judge for yourself.

Guild Roster -

Junco – Moi.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Smirk impersonator, 3 stars

Valkyr – Chief VW admirer

AHWC – Our Gentleman of the Brotherly Fratricide

Mori N – Captain, Weeb auxiliary

Danika – Troll-mate #1 code name Tweedle-dee

Micro S – Troll-mate #2 code name Tweedle-dum

Eithnee – Quartermaster General

Snegurochka – Rubbish Smuggler (Civilian)

Hotaru T – Surgeon General

Tater – Master of Potatoes (self explanatory)

APWB – Bird count increment +1

Fjorgyn – Cute recruit!

Chessquiri O - The Forgotten One (sorry)

DSS - Greater Death Servitor's less useful brother

Rakhasesh - Chief Gemologist

Henrietta - Cutest Cat, Junco Baiter & Reminder of why White Pill Meta is superior

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How many Free Will friends can YOU find?

[Wassail]

Troll-mates starlog

- Danika attacked you with a Katar and hit for 1 points of piercing damage. (2023-06-18 22:33:06).
- (2 times) Danika attacked the area with a(n) Concussion Grenade. You were caught in the attack but managed to avoid injury. 1 characters and/or pets were affected by this attack. (2023-06-18 22:33:20).
- Danika attacked you with a Katar and missed! (2023-06-18 22:33:44).
- Danika attacked you with a Katar and hit for 1 points of piercing damage. (2023-06-18 22:33:46).
- Danika attacked you with a Katar and missed! (2023-06-18 22:33:48).
- Danika attacked the area with a(n) Concussion Grenade. You were caught in the attack but managed to avoid injury. 1 characters and/or pets were affected by this attack. (2023-06-18 22:33:54).

Where did you even get those.

(2 times) Danika attacked you with a Fist and missed! (2023-06-21 22:11:06).
- (2 times) Danika attacked you with a Fist and hit for 1 points of impact damage. (2023-06-21 22:11:08).
- Danika attacked you with a Fist and missed! (2023-06-21 22:11:10).
- (2 times) Danika attacked you with a Fist and hit for 1 points of impact damage. (2023-06-21 22:11:12).
- Danika attacked you with a Fist and missed! (2023-06-21 22:11:14).
- Danika attacked you with a Fist and hit for 1 points of impact damage. (2023-06-21 22:11:15).
- Danika attacked you with a Fist and missed! (2023-06-21 22:11:18).

No, stop.

(4 times) Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Haymaker and missed! (2023-06-20 08:51:15).
- (4 times) Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Haymaker and hit for 1 points of impact damage. (2023-06-20 08:51:18).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Haymaker and missed! (2023-06-20 08:51:19).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Haymaker and hit for 1 points of impact damage. (2023-06-20 08:51:20).
- (4 times) Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Haymaker and missed! (2023-06-20 08:51:23).
- Micro Syndermata attacked the area with a(n) Concussion Grenade. You were caught in the attack but managed to avoid injury. 1 characters and/or pets were affected by this attack. (2023-06-20 08:51:26).

You too with the grenades?

- Micro Syndermata gave you a(n) Newspaper. (2023-06-15 19:11:34).
- (5 times) Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Haymaker and missed! (2023-06-15 19:11:39).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Haymaker and hit for 1 points of impact damage. (2023-06-15 19:11:39).
- (2 times) Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Haymaker and missed! (2023-06-15 19:11:41).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Haymaker and hit for 1 points of impact damage. (2023-06-15 19:11:42).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Haymaker and missed! (2023-06-15 19:11:42).
- (2 times) Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Haymaker and hit for 1 points of impact damage. (2023-06-15 19:11:44).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Haymaker and missed! (2023-06-15 19:11:45).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Haymaker and hit for 1 points of impact damage. (2023-06-15 19:11:46).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Haymaker and missed! (2023-06-15 19:11:46).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2023-06-15 19:11:49).
- Micro Syndermata gave you a(n) Sword. (2023-06-15 19:11:56).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2023-06-15 19:11:58).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Kick and hit for 1 points of impact damage. (2023-06-15 19:11:59).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2023-06-15 19:11:59).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Kick and hit for 1 points of impact damage. (2023-06-15 19:12:01).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2023-06-15 19:12:02).
- (2 times) Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Kick and hit for 1 points of impact damage. (2023-06-15 19:12:03).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2023-06-15 19:12:04).
- (8 times) Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Kick and hit for 1 points of impact damage. (2023-06-15 19:12:09).
- (2 times) Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2023-06-15 19:12:10).
- (2 times) Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Kick and hit for 1 points of impact damage. (2023-06-15 19:12:11).
- (2 times) Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2023-06-15 19:12:13).
- Micro Syndermata attacked you with a Kick and missed! (2023-06-15 19:20:26).

Guys, please. This is not productive.

- Imari said, "naze" (2023-06-16 00:30:46).
- You say, "Want to repair my swords. Free xp." (2023-06-16 00:31:09).
- You say, "Maybe your selflessness will turn this black bird's heart towards good." (2023-06-16 00:31:22).
- Micro Syndermata said, "it’s a trap, don’t do it" (2023-06-16 00:31:54).
- Micro Syndermata said, "you’ll spend 10 ap for nothing" (2023-06-16 00:32:10).
- Imari said, "Aaah! Hitogoroshi!" (2023-06-16 00:32:38).
- You say, "Go away!" (2023-06-16 00:32:41).
- You say, "Buy repair item for me!" (2023-06-16 00:32:57).
- Imari said, "Wakaranai" (2023-06-16 00:33:55).
- a wind-up cat said, "meow" (2023-06-16 00:40:56).

Stop interrupting my diplomacy!!

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This is not what I ordered.

[Wassail]

Historical tally list up to T3. The Tally list is now closed. Thank you all arena players for participating.

The Return - IIIII III
Mori N - IIIII I
Rakhasesh - IIIII III
Eleni - II
Micro S - II
Lesera - II
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - IIII
Azazel S - IIII
AHWC - IIIII II
Danika - IIIII
Remiel - IIII
CuS - III
William B - II
Valkyr - II
Ferric F - II
Relicbehr - III
Chimpanzee S - I
Fjorgyn - I
Imari - IIII
Ina V - IIII
DSS - II
Duncan I - IIIII
Spartacus - II
AWUC - II
Vyra - I
Baby B - I
TCS - III

A NEW challenger!

Song V
Dark M
Trent R

COLD cases!

Smirk!!
NSR

Free Will Solidarity & Low Mortal XP benevolence enjoyers

APWB
Chessquiri O
Henrietta


Exempt List

<3 Eithnee <3
Hotaru T (by request)
Snegurochka (civilian) (doesn't count)

In Total -

33 Good (37.5%),
14 Evil (15.9%),
34 Free Willy (38.6%),
7 unknown/unaffed/defuser-squad (7.9%),

homicides.

[Wassail]

MVPequipment -

One (1) pristine military encounter armor, dodge (10)
UNPARALLELED arcane shoppe commissioned MASTERPIECE
Roughly 625x the weight of an actual Junco.
Smells like a pine air freshener. (Birds don't sweat). But also bird poop.

Junco death #1

88 AP to gain ~55 XP you absolute FOOLS
10.5 dodges from defense enchant #probability
158 damage soaked.

Junco death #2

64 AP for ~62 XP you should just have brought in 100 newspapers if you wanted to do this seriously do none of you care about efficiency
7.68 dodges from defense enchant #maths
100 damage soaked
Thanks to cat for healing me for 3 hp. Its the thought that counts.

Junco death #3

I got tired of summing. Also Squib hide-smited me at the end which is a party foul. Squib if you're reading this I have my eye on you also call me good is cheating.

Junco death #4

Tred of summing. Also I took my armor off at the end. Why? None of your business. #fratricide

Testimonials -

- Remiel said, "Hardly seems fair, a bird wearing armor. Ah, well. Catch you next time, feathered friend!" (2023-06-21 05:37:46).

- Valkyr said, "Chirpeh" (2023-06-22 14:10:56).
- Valkyr attacked you with a Sword and hit for 2 points of slashing damage. (2023-06-22 14:10:58).
- Valkyr said, "..." (2023-06-22 14:11:02).
- Valkyr said, "No chirpeh" (2023-06-22 14:11:08).

- Neon Knight said, "Oh you with your fancy armor! Makes everything I have USELESS!" (2023-06-22 15:54:18).

- Lesera whispered to you, saying "The bird is awful tanky, well done. You will be a worthy competitor." (2023-06-20 12:29:59).

- Eleni attacked you with a Sword and hit for 2 points of slashing damage. (2023-06-15 16:03:14).
- Eleni attacked you with a Sword and missed! (2023-06-15 16:04:14).
- Eleni said, "O_O" (2023-06-15 16:04:32).
- Eleni said, "...Well SOMEONE needs to knock you out of your old Revenant aspect, don't you think?" (2023-06-15 16:04:57).
...
- Eleni said, "Or maybe I'll just use you to break my weapons on, since apparently that happens even on a miss?" (2023-06-15 16:07:42).
...
- Eleni said, "Is that a glitch, actually? I can't imagine any reason for a melee weapon getting duller when all it hits is air." (2023-06-15 16:08:17).


...
- Eleni said, "Yep, that's both of them. Okay, I'm off to the factory." (2023-06-15 16:09:59).

In conclusion -

Not a single quality degrade ! (!!)
Untold countless INFERIOR weapons broken.
If you see me you DON'T HAVE TO kill me. You can leave!

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[lunalu]

Troll mate? rude. I'm the reason you level up so quickly
- Dark-Eyed Junco attacked you with a Length of Chain and hit for 5 points of impact damage. This was enough to kill you! (2023-06-16 00:20:43).
- Dark-Eyed Junco attacked you with a Sword and hit for 11 points of slashing damage. She was hiding! This was enough to kill you! (2023-06-19 20:03:40).
- Dark-Eyed Junco attacked you with a Sword and hit for 15 points of slashing damage. He was hiding! (2023-06-23 20:22:17).
- Dark-Eyed Junco attacked you with a Sword and hit for 20 points of arcane damage. He was hiding! This attack was charged with arcane power! This attack sapped 4 MP from you! This was enough to kill you! (2023-06-23 23:07:42).

WAAAHHHHH such murderous intent!

[Karlito]

pssst... you actually can fratricide your teammates on team good. Don't believe the lies.

[NearNihil]

pssst... you actually can fratricide your teammates on team good. Don't believe the lies.

We'll even heal you back up after you fight club your way to near death! Also we have cookies!

[Wassail]

Wow if you're going to join good at least have the courage of your convictions imo. Tsubasa join Free Will and let's scour the arena of these fake goods.

[Wassail]

Roster and tallies updated.

[NearNihil]

Don't worry, Ina will be getting even with you soon.