What did your character do today?

[GreatCatatonic]

- The defiler poison coursing through your veins makes you feel as though your blood is on fire. Your action causes you to take 3 damage. (2022-01-01 15:53:18).
- The most adorable puppy said, "BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK" (2022-01-01 17:24:41).
- The most adorable puppy attacked you with a Dark Heart attack, attempting to steal magic points from you. He was successful and has stolen 6 points from you! (2022-01-01 17:26:54).
- The most adorable puppy was looking terribly sick and has keeled over, clutching his chest, dead from defiler poison! (2022-01-01 17:29:22).

Didn't taste very good, did it?

--Great

[Warharan]

- Ljerka Istarn-gialle attacked you with a Pipewrench and hit for 1 points of impact damage. (2022-01-04 10:30:01).
- Ljerka Istarn-gialle said, "Armour!!!" (2022-01-04 10:30:05).
- Ljerka Istarn-gialle said, "In a bar? Isn't that against policy?" (2022-01-04 10:30:14).
- You say, "We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun." (2022-01-04 10:41:15).
- Aberrant Judgemaster said, "Whirrr..." (2022-01-04 10:42:34).
- You say, "I think the phrase rhymes with Clucking Bell!" (2022-01-04 10:41:31).
- You say, "Armour is a necessary evil. Uncivilised peoples. Like you. They tend to interfere with my blissfull drinking." (2022-01-04 10:42:37).
- Aberrant Judgemaster said, "Whirr" (2022-01-04 10:43:32).
- Aberrant Judgemaster attacked Ljerka Istarn-gialle with a Sub-Machine Gun , killing her! (2022-01-04 10:43:38).
- You say, "Now, the sort of person we're looking for is an aggressive lout with the intelligence of a four-year-old and the sexual sophistication of a donkey. Ah. There he is. Lying on the floor, murderized by the Judgemaster." (2022-01-04 10:44:38).

[Thalanor]

It was time again for a bit of knorbation. Samus Aran was not a fan of his actions, apparently, even with Gnarknorb's generous gift of a Maid Uniform and a piece of rainbow chalk. How thankless!

- You step inside House of Knowledge. (2022-01-04 16:48:05).
- You say, "Gnarknorb roast angle" (2022-01-04 16:48:10).
- You attack Betaray with your Tailwhip and hit for 6 points of slashing damage. His armor soaked 5 points of damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! You gain 3 XP. (2022-01-04 16:48:19).
- (3 times) You attack Betaray with your Blood Claws and hit for 6 points of unholy damage. His armor soaked 2 points of damage. You gain 3 XP. (2022-01-04 16:48:29).
- You feel a deep welling up of hatred wash over your body for a few moments. You will be resistant to unholy damage while under the effects of the Unholy Affinity potion. Attacks you make that deal unholy damage will have their damage increased by three points. (2022-01-04 16:48:34).
- You attack Betaray with your Blood Claws and hit for 9 points of unholy damage. His armor soaked 2 points of damage. You gain 4 XP. (2022-01-04 16:48:36).
- (2 times) You attack Betaray with your Blood Claws and hit for 10 points of unholy damage. His armor soaked 2 points of damage. You gain 4 XP. (2022-01-04 16:48:38).
- You gorge on the essence of the blood you have spilled, feeling it bind up and strengthen your flesh and bone. (2022-01-04 16:48:40).
- You attack Betaray with your Blood Claws and hit for 11 points of unholy damage. His armor soaked 2 points of damage. You gain 5 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 8 Experience Points! (2022-01-04 16:48:40).
- You feel the joy of the heat of battle begin to wash over you and overwhelm your senses with Bloodlust. (2022-01-04 16:48:40).
- You say, "knorb. Gnarknorb" (2022-01-04 16:48:49).
- You attack Shouta Aiko with your Blood Claws and miss. (2022-01-04 16:48:56).
- You attack Shouta Aiko with your Tailwhip and hit for 12 points of slashing damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! You gain 5 XP. (2022-01-04 16:49:01).
- You attack Shouta Aiko with your Tailwhip and miss. (2022-01-04 16:49:04).
- (2 times) You attack Shouta Aiko with your Tailwhip and hit for 13 points of slashing damage. You gain 6 XP. (2022-01-04 16:49:08).
- You attack Shouta Aiko with your Tailwhip and miss. (2022-01-04 16:49:10).
- You attack Shouta Aiko with your Tailwhip and hit for 14 points of slashing damage. You gain 6 XP. (2022-01-04 16:49:11).
- Exhilaration born of the death throes of the slaughtered fills you. You gain 3 AP. (2022-01-04 16:49:12).
- You attack Shouta Aiko with your Tailwhip and hit for 15 points of slashing damage. You gain 6 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 8 Experience Points! (2022-01-04 16:49:12).
- You say, "Gnarknorb roast angle" (2022-01-04 16:49:17).
- You attack Father O'Malley with your Tailwhip and hit for 8 points of slashing damage. His armor soaked 4 points of damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! You gain 4 XP. (2022-01-04 16:49:28).
- You attack Father O'Malley with your Blood Claws and hit for 12 points of unholy damage. You gain 5 XP. (2022-01-04 16:49:32).
- You attack Father O'Malley with your Blood Claws and miss. (2022-01-04 16:49:34).
- You attack Father O'Malley with your Blood Claws and hit for 12 points of unholy damage. You gain 5 XP. (2022-01-04 16:49:35).
- You attack Father O'Malley with your Blood Claws and hit for 13 points of unholy damage. You gain 6 XP. (2022-01-04 16:49:37).
- You gorge on the essence of the blood you have spilled, feeling it bind up and strengthen your flesh and bone. (2022-01-04 16:49:38).
- You attack Father O'Malley with your Blood Claws and hit for 14 points of unholy damage. You gain 6 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 6 Experience Points! (2022-01-04 16:49:38).
- You say, "Gnarknorb snack gore" (2022-01-04 16:49:43).
- You attack Andrew with your Tailwhip and miss. (2022-01-04 16:49:55).
- You attack Andrew with your Tailwhip and hit for 11 points of slashing damage. His armor soaked 1 points of damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! You gain 5 XP. (2022-01-04 16:49:58).
- (2 times) You attack Andrew with your Blood Claws and hit for 12 points of unholy damage. You gain 5 XP. (2022-01-04 16:50:07).
- You attack Andrew with your Blood Claws and hit for 13 points of unholy damage. You gain 6 XP. (2022-01-04 16:50:08).
- Dark energies pulse in the air around you for a moment and then coalesce in your hand. You gain one Soul Ice. (2022-01-04 16:50:11).
- You attack Andrew with your Blood Claws and hit for 14 points of unholy damage. Your attack also damaged and weakened his Leather Cuirass. It is less effective! You gain 6 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 6 Experience Points! (2022-01-04 16:50:11).
- You say, "KNORB" (2022-01-04 16:50:16).
- Rambo said, "..." (2022-01-04 16:50:32).
- You attack Jeanne d'Arc with your Tailwhip and hit for 6 points of slashing damage. Her armor soaked 6 points of damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! You gain 3 XP. (2022-01-04 16:50:38).
- You feel the effects of Unholy Affinity fade. (2022-01-04 16:50:38).
- (3 times) You attack Jeanne d'Arc with your Blood Claws and hit for 9 points of unholy damage. You gain 4 XP. (2022-01-04 16:50:49).
- You attack Jeanne d'Arc with your Blood Claws and hit for 10 points of unholy damage. You gain 4 XP. (2022-01-04 16:50:50).
- You attack Jeanne d'Arc with your Blood Claws and hit for 11 points of unholy damage. You gain 5 XP. (2022-01-04 16:50:52).
- You gorge on the essence of the blood you have spilled, feeling it bind up and strengthen your flesh and bone. (2022-01-04 16:50:54).
- You attack Jeanne d'Arc with your Blood Claws and hit for 11 points of unholy damage. You gain 5 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 7 Experience Points! (2022-01-04 16:50:54).
- You say, "Gnarknorb roast angle" (2022-01-04 16:50:59).
- Samus Aran said, "You're lucky I'm exhausted right now" (2022-01-04 16:51:18).
- You crush the Soul Ice in your hand. As you do so, you feel its dark magic seep through you, restoring your magic. (2022-01-04 16:51:19).
- You attack Cherubic Badass with your Tailwhip and hit for 7 points of slashing damage. His armor soaked 5 points of damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! You gain 3 XP. (2022-01-04 16:51:25).
- (2 times) You attack Cherubic Badass with your Blood Claws and hit for 7 points of unholy damage. His armor soaked 2 points of damage. You gain 3 XP. (2022-01-04 16:51:33).
- (2 times) You attack Cherubic Badass with your Blood Claws and miss. (2022-01-04 16:51:36).
- You attack Cherubic Badass with your Blood Claws and hit for 7 points of unholy damage. His armor soaked 2 points of damage. You gain 3 XP. (2022-01-04 16:51:37).
- You attack Cherubic Badass with your Blood Claws and miss. (2022-01-04 16:51:43).
- (2 times) You attack Cherubic Badass with your Blood Claws and hit for 8 points of unholy damage. His armor soaked 2 points of damage. You gain 4 XP. (2022-01-04 16:51:46).
- You say, "knorb. Gnarknorb" (2022-01-04 16:51:51).
- You say, "Gnarknorb" (2022-01-04 16:51:54).
- You say, "gurp. Knurpgorb. Monch" (2022-01-04 16:53:30).
- You say, "rrrrzzzz... pfhhh... knurps?" (2022-01-04 16:57:09).
- Rambo 's jet black figure warbles in a mockery of an action hero and passes by the tired demon to a fresh stack of holy literature (2022-01-04 16:59:34).
- You say, "..burp..." (2022-01-04 17:00:59).
- Rambo has levelled up! (2022-01-04 17:01:17).
- Rambo collapses in a pool of night (2022-01-04 17:03:41).
- Bob Ross said, "Bad GnarKnorb" (2022-01-04 17:04:42).
- (3 times) Bob Ross attacked you with a Compound Bow and hit for 1 points of piercing damage. (2022-01-04 17:04:50).
- You say, "KNORB" (2022-01-04 17:05:05).
- Bob Ross attacked you with a Compound Bow and hit for 1 points of piercing damage. (2022-01-04 17:05:32).
- You say, "prrrrffft... knurb..." (2022-01-04 17:06:01).
- Samus Aran said, "You're absolutely vile" (2022-01-04 17:06:19).
- You say, "knorb?" (2022-01-04 17:06:29).
- You give your Maid Uniform to Samus Aran. (2022-01-04 17:07:01).
- You say, "Gnarknorb roast angle" (2022-01-04 17:07:11).
- Bob Ross attacked you with a Compound Bow and hit for 12 points of holy damage. This attack was charged with holy smiting power! (2022-01-04 17:07:19).
- (2 times) Bob Ross attacked you with a Compound Bow and missed! This attack was charged with holy smiting power! (2022-01-04 17:07:24).
- Bob Ross attacked you with a Compound Bow and hit for 12 points of holy damage. This attack was charged with holy smiting power! (2022-01-04 17:07:35).
- Bob Ross attacked you with a Compound Bow and missed! This attack was charged with holy smiting power! (2022-01-04 17:07:37).
- Samus Aran 's face turns red with anger (2022-01-04 17:09:50).
- You say, "Gnarknorb" (2022-01-04 17:10:01).
- Samus Aran bashes Gnarknorb on the head (2022-01-04 17:10:19).
- You say, "KNORB" (2022-01-04 17:10:29).
- You emote, " moves its massive head around, pulling out strips of flesh from between its teeth. "knorb. Gnarknorb"" (2022-01-04 17:11:11).
- You give your Rainbow Chalk to Samus Aran. (2022-01-04 17:12:54).
- Samus Aran said, "If only my abilities didn't reset in every installment..." (2022-01-04 17:13:06).
- Virvatuli attacked you with a Sword and hit for 1 points of slashing damage. (2022-01-04 17:13:19).
- You attack Cherubic Badass with your Blood Claws and miss. (2022-01-04 17:13:28).
- Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Pistol and hit for 4 points of piercing damage. (2022-01-04 17:25:13).
- Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Pistol and missed! (2022-01-04 17:25:21).
- Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Pistol and hit for 4 points of piercing damage. The righteous power of justice lent might to their attack and struck with a burst of holy light for 1 points of holy damage! (2022-01-04 17:25:22).
- (2 times) Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Rifle and missed! (2022-01-04 17:25:28).
- Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Rifle and hit for 7 points of piercing damage. The righteous power of justice lent might to their attack and struck with a burst of holy light for 1 points of holy damage! (2022-01-04 17:25:29).
- You feel the effects of Bloodlust fade. (2022-01-04 17:25:29).
- Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Rifle and hit for 8 points of piercing damage. The righteous power of justice lent might to their attack and struck with a burst of holy light for 1 points of holy damage! (2022-01-04 17:25:31).
- Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Rifle and missed! (2022-01-04 17:25:32).
- (7 times) Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Sub-Machine Gun and hit for 6 points of piercing damage. The righteous power of justice lent might to their attack and struck with a burst of holy light for 1 points of holy damage! (2022-01-04 17:25:49).
- Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Sub-Machine Gun and missed! (2022-01-04 17:25:51).
- (2 times) Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Sub-Machine Gun and hit for 6 points of piercing damage. The righteous power of justice lent might to their attack and struck with a burst of holy light for 1 points of holy damage! (2022-01-04 17:25:52).
- Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Sub-Machine Gun and missed! (2022-01-04 17:25:54).
- Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Sub-Machine Gun and hit for 6 points of piercing damage. The righteous power of justice lent might to their attack and struck with a burst of holy light for 1 points of holy damage! (2022-01-04 17:25:55).
- Samus Aran takes aim (2022-01-04 17:25:57).
- Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Pistol and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. The righteous power of justice lent might to their attack and struck with a burst of holy light for 1 points of holy damage! (2022-01-04 17:26:01).
- You attack Cherubic Badass with your Blood Claws and miss. (2022-01-04 17:26:02).
- Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Pistol and missed! (2022-01-04 17:26:03).
- (2 times) Samus Aran attacked you with a Taser and missed! (2022-01-04 17:26:06).
- You say, "KNORB" (2022-01-04 17:26:07).
- Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Pistol and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. The righteous power of justice lent might to their attack and struck with a burst of holy light for 1 points of holy damage! (2022-01-04 17:26:07).
- You take a moment to concentrate your inner hatred; suddenly, with great violence, your mortal shell explodes, spewing hatred and hellfire everywhere. Your attack affected 8 characters and/or pets. Total damage done was 80, total effective soaks were 12, total ignored soaks were 0, and total applied soaks were 12. (2022-01-04 17:26:09).
- Your mortal shell explodes in a blast of hellish fury! (2022-01-04 17:26:09).
- Dwayne Hicks attacked you with a Pistol and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. The righteous power of justice lent might to their attack and struck with a burst of holy light for 1 points of holy damage! This was enough to kill you! (2022-01-04 17:26:09).

[cat]

- Munter said, "No! Damp puss puss! Uwu" (2022-01-06 07:42:47).
- Munter attacked you with a Blood Claws and missed! (2022-01-06 07:42:53).
- Munter said, "Pet kitty!" (2022-01-06 07:43:02).
- Munter attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 6 points of unholy damage. (2022-01-06 07:43:06).
- Munter said, "Kitty pet pet" (2022-01-06 07:43:18).
- Munter attacked you with a Blood Claws and missed! (2022-01-06 07:43:22).
- Munter attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 6 points of unholy damage. (2022-01-06 07:43:26).
- Munter said, "Boop kitty" (2022-01-06 07:43:37).
- Munter attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 6 points of unholy damage. (2022-01-06 07:43:40).
- Munter attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 6 points of unholy damage. This was enough to kill you! (2022-01-06 07:43:46).

It's hard to pet kitties when you have giant unholy claws. Demons need to patto cattos too!

[darkwingstalker]

- You attack Nyque with your Sword and hit for 7 points of slashing damage. You gain 3 XP. (2022-01-08 13:37:06).
- You attack Salvador Allende Gossens with your Sword and hit for 7 points of slashing damage. This attack was laced with virulent, burning poison! You gain 3 XP. (2022-01-08 13:37:11).
I AM NOW AP'D OUT
- Salvador Allende Gossens attacked you with a Rifle and missed! (2022-01-08 13:37:16).
- You say, "You're in a pickle now, aintcha" (2022-01-08 13:37:45).
- You say, "ah, you carry first aid." (2022-01-08 13:37:58).
- Salvador Allende Gossens said, "It would appear so." (2022-01-08 13:38:00).
- Salvador Allende Gossens heals self. (2022-01-08 13:38:06).
- As Salvador Allende Gossens attacked, 2 swarms of Stygian Murder Wasps escaped from the body of Dendrrah and buzzed angrily around them! (2022-01-08 13:38:15).
- Salvador Allende Gossens attacked you with a Rifle and hit for 11 points of piercing damage. (2022-01-08 13:38:15).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. You gain 2 experience points! (2022-01-08 13:38:15).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and missed. (2022-01-08 13:38:15).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. You gain 2 experience points! (2022-01-08 13:38:21).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and missed. (2022-01-08 13:38:21).
- You say, "Solid work. I was hoping to snack on Nyque, but really... it's the more valuable souls that Lucy craves." (2022-01-08 13:38:25).
- Salvador Allende Gossens said, "Wow." (2022-01-08 13:38:26).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. You gain 2 experience points! (2022-01-08 13:38:31).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and missed. (2022-01-08 13:38:31).
- You say, "careful about the wasps" (2022-01-08 13:38:34).
- You say, "They're a real fucker" (2022-01-08 13:38:40).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. You gain 2 experience points! (2022-01-08 13:38:41).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and missed. (2022-01-08 13:38:41).
- As Salvador Allende Gossens attacked, 2 swarms of Stygian Murder Wasps escaped from the body of Dendrrah and buzzed angrily around them! (2022-01-08 13:38:45).
- Salvador Allende Gossens attacked you with a Rifle and hit for 11 points of piercing damage. (2022-01-08 13:38:45).
- You feel the effects of Tiger Claw fade. (2022-01-08 13:38:45).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. You gain 2 experience points! (2022-01-08 13:38:45).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and missed. (2022-01-08 13:38:45).
- (3 times) Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. You gain 2 experience points! (2022-01-08 13:38:51).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and missed. (2022-01-08 13:38:51).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. You gain 2 experience points! (2022-01-08 13:38:51).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and missed. (2022-01-08 13:38:51).
- You say, "It's okay if you run, I won't judge you" (2022-01-08 13:38:58).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. You gain 2 experience points! (2022-01-08 13:39:02).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and missed. (2022-01-08 13:39:02).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. You gain 2 experience points! (2022-01-08 13:39:02).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Salvador Allende Gossens and missed. (2022-01-08 13:39:02).
- Salvador Allende Gossens said, "Excercise in futility, I suppose." (2022-01-08 13:39:04).
- (2 times) Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Nyque and missed. (2022-01-08 13:39:22).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Nyque and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. You gain 2 experience points! (2022-01-08 13:39:22).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Nyque and missed. (2022-01-08 13:39:22).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Nyque and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. You gain 2 experience points! (2022-01-08 13:39:32).
- Exhilaration born of the death throes of the slaughtered fills you. You gain 4 AP. (2022-01-08 13:39:32).
- Stygian Murder Wasps, belonging to Dendrrah, attacked Nyque, killing them! (2022-01-08 13:39:32).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Nyque and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. You gain 2 experience points! This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 7 experience points! (2022-01-08 13:39:32).
- You step outside of Stellar Coffee. (2022-01-08 13:40:07).

I love these Bees so damn much.

[Warharan]

- You read the book. This book is an ancient illuminated text. You learned something from the book! You gain 10 experience points! (2022-01-10 19:26:16).
- (2 times) You search and find nothing. (2022-01-10 19:26:20).
- You search and find a Fragment of the Lore of Haldon. The fragment reads: CONCERNING THE LESSER AUIAS (2022-01-10 19:26:21).
- (4 times) You search and find nothing. (2022-01-10 19:26:29).
- You search and find a Holy Book. (2022-01-10 19:26:30).
- You read the book. This book is a collection of medieval morality plays. You learned something from the book! You gain 10 experience points! (2022-01-10 19:26:32).
- You search and find nothing. (2022-01-10 19:26:36).
- You search and find nothing. (2022-01-10 19:26:42).
- You search and find a Holy Book. (2022-01-10 19:26:43).
- You read the book. It is a discourse on martyrdom. The style is notably devoid of any emotional involvement. You learned something from the book! You gain 10 experience points! (2022-01-10 19:26:46).
- You search and find nothing. (2022-01-10 19:26:48).
- You search and find a Holy Book. (2022-01-10 19:26:50).
- You read the book. It's a guide to mortals who desire to become Holy Champions. The path to this goal is described extensively, from birth to one's eventual ascension. You learned something from the book! You gain 10 experience points! (2022-01-10 19:26:54).
- (4 times) You search and find nothing. (2022-01-10 19:27:01).
- You search and find a Holy Book. (2022-01-10 19:27:02).
- You read the book. It is a detailed discourse on telepathy and telekinesis. Some of the exercises are quite complicated. You learned something from the book! You gain 10 experience points! (2022-01-10 19:27:04).
- (2 times) You search and find nothing. (2022-01-10 19:27:08).
- You search and find a Fragment of the Lore of Haldon. The fragment reads: Because of this continual loss of knowledge, the soul is doomed to remain forever in the struggle unless he can find a way to Struggle Through. (2022-01-10 19:27:09).

Lucky day.

[Umbral Reaver]

I finally got to Corruptor!

[Srekto]

- (2 times) Your Sub-Machine Gun (good) was damaged! (2022-01-14 10:07:04).

Aw dang.

- Your Pear has been destroyed! It has been removed from your inventory. (2022-01-14 10:07:04).
- Your Can of Black Beans has been destroyed! It has been removed from your inventory. (2022-01-14 10:07:04).

I probably wasn't going to eat those.

- Your Bottle of Beer has been destroyed! It has been removed from your inventory. (2022-01-14 10:07:04).

YOU MONSTERS, HOW COULD YOU?!

[Warharan]

- Barbara whispered to you, saying "Congrats you wild drunk!" (2022-01-15 19:14:47).
- You give your Set of Lockpicks to Barbara. (2022-01-15 19:16:27).
- You whisper, "As the good Lord said: "Love thy neighbour as thyself, unless it is a demon, in which case, kill the bastard!" to Barbara. (2022-01-15 19:17:05).
- You emote, " laughs." (2022-01-15 19:17:32).
- You whisper, "How come a little girl like you has such fearsome claws?" to Barbara. (2022-01-15 19:18:13).
- Blackadder belches. Loudly and proudly. And remembers there is a girl present and blames it on Baldrick. (2022-01-15 19:18:55).
- Barbara whispered to you, saying "Demons are da best! Check out these fancy claws!" (2022-01-15 19:19:01).
- Barbara attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 7 points of unholy damage. (2022-01-15 19:19:05).
- Barbara whispered to you, saying "Pretty neat, huh?" (2022-01-15 19:19:11).
- You whisper, "You'll make a lovely bridesmaid, Barbara. It's a pity I don't have any girl chums, because we were so poor growing up, we couldn't afford friends." to Barbara. (2022-01-15 19:22:23).
- Barbara whispered to you, saying "I can't tell if that's an insult..." (2022-01-15 19:25:49).
- Barbara whispered to you, saying "But consider me your chum! Usually I just kill anything I see as soon as I see it, but you're the legendary drinker!" (2022-01-15 19:26:20).
- Barbara said, "Whoa whoa, where'd that clown with the baseball bat run off to?" (2022-01-15 20:01:17).

See? Drinking is good for you!

[oath2order]

- You spend considerable time working with the Chunk of Stygian Iron and your experiment goes awry! A pulse of magical energy bursts forth and somehow your body absorbs it. Your current Magic Point total increases by 20! You are able to glean a new alchemical insight from your work, realizing that a Chunk of Stygian Iron can also be used in the creation of a Potion of Holy Affinity. (2022-01-16 17:20:33).


This seems wrong.