Gnarknorb pet mangle

[Thalanor]

Gnarknorb roast angle, gnarknorb want snack. Gnarknorb not want pet. Gnarknorb see pet, knorb pet mangle. Gnarknorb want snack, put snack out, gnarknorb snack angle, gnarknorb go. Gnarknorb not see snack, gnarknorb bust vault, pet mangle, Gnarknorb roast angle. Gnarknorb boom vault. Gnarknorb see snack, Gnarknorb snack angle, gnarknorb go. Put snack out, gnarknorb roast, knorb leave. Gnarknorb tummy full, knorb leave. Gnarknorb tummy not full, knorb not see snack, Gnarknorb go vault, pet mangle.

~Gnarknorb

[Nayru]

'Oh gosh how did this get here, I'm not good at fat-doomers!'

~Nayru

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- Gnarknorb said, "Gnarknorb roast angle" (2022-01-17 06:15:50).
- Flurry, a Cirri, belonging to Athru, was killed by a defensive aura projected by Gnarknorb! (2022-01-17 06:16:02).
- Gale, a Cirri, belonging to Athru, was killed by a defensive aura projected by Gnarknorb! (2022-01-17 06:16:12).
- Gust, a Cirri, belonging to Athru, was killed by a defensive aura projected by Gnarknorb! (2022-01-17 06:16:12).
- Squall, a Cirri, belonging to Athru, was killed by a defensive aura projected by Gnarknorb! (2022-01-17 06:16:12).
- Gnarknorb attacked The Medic with a Gnarclaws, a Blood Claws , killing him! (2022-01-17 06:16:18).
- Melusine, an Undine, belonging to Athru, was killed by a defensive aura projected by Gnarknorb! (2022-01-17 06:16:42).
- Gnarknorb attacked Emma Burke with a Gnartail, a Tailwhip , killing her! (2022-01-17 06:16:46).
- Selkie, an Undine, belonging to Athru, was killed by a defensive aura projected by Gnarknorb! (2022-01-17 06:16:52).
- Kajsa, a Sylph, belonging to Athru, was killed by a defensive aura projected by Gnarknorb! (2022-01-17 06:16:52).
- Dogoda, a Sylph, belonging to Athru, was killed by a defensive aura projected by Gnarknorb! (2022-01-17 06:16:52).
- Gnarknorb attacked Crux with a Gnarclaws, a Blood Claws , killing him! (2022-01-17 06:17:09).
- Gnarknorb said, "knorb. Gnarknorb" (2022-01-17 06:17:17).
- Gnarknorb attacked Pinkie Pie with a Gnarclaws, a Blood Claws , killing her! (2022-01-17 06:17:38).
- (3 times) Judgemaster, belonging to Amtherion, was killed by a defensive aura projected by Gnarknorb! (2022-01-17 06:17:42).
- Gnarknorb said, "Gnarknorb roast angle" (2022-01-17 06:18:23).
- Gnarknorb attacked Ceobe with a Gnarclaws, a Blood Claws , killing her! (2022-01-17 06:18:24).
- Gnarknorb has exploded in a violent flash of hatred and hellfire, spraying heat and gore everywhere. You take 3 points of fire damage. 14 characters and/or pets were affected by this attack. (2022-01-17 06:27:44).
- Khaze attacked Gnarknorb with a Sledgehammer , killing him! (2022-01-17 06:27:44). 

[Goliath]

Oh no, someone sledgehammered poor Knorb.
Why would anyone do that, it makes me incredibly sad.
I am cry

[Meric]

Athru has been conducting research to try and anticipate the movements of Gnarknorb to better safeguard the Vaults.

- You emote, " starts to board up the windows as he senses it is Gnarknorb time in ~8 or so hours." (2022-01-18 23:43:09).
- You emote, " guesses his Knorb-clock is off and wonders if Elysium has a daylight savings time" (2022-01-19 12:26:43).
- Gnarknorb attacked you with a Gnarclaws, a Blood Claws and hit for 9 points of unholy damage. Unholy waves of energy snake forth from their body and assault for 6 points of unholy damage! This was enough to kill you! (2022-01-19 16:20:40).

Hmm, needs more work. Perhaps we could tag him?

[Thalanor]

Gnarknorb not clock. Gnarknorb travel, salesman problem, go vault, roast angle, Gnarknorb go more vault, snack gore. Gnarknorb go vault, roast angle, vault empty, knorb hunger. Gnarknorb wait, roast angle. Gnarknorb rest.

[Nayru]

Observation continues on the workings of the rather .. respectable gentleman of a doomer!

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- Gnarknorb was flying and has now landed. (2022-01-20 17:14:25). 

[Thalanor]

Gnarknorb feel stalk